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Published: 2010-11-17 22:23:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 10264; Favourites: 325; Downloads: 43
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Description I first heard a slightly different version of this joke from my father, and thought this would be another great joke to adapt into a Hetalia fancomic strip. Why?

Well, after watching two seasons I noticed that all the European/Caucasian countries are blonde. America, Canada, France, England, Germany, Russia, Poland, Sealand...all blonde! The only exceptions I can recall are the Mediterranean countries (Greece, Spain, the Italy brothers etc.).

And as for this joke, I made Alfred the star because... well it just seemed to me something Alfred would do. As the archetypal red-blooded American male, Alfred F. Jones has many virtues...it's just that tact and sensitivity are not among them. In Hetalia he's basically an overgrown teenager

I actually think this strip is funnier than my previous strip but Your Mileage May Vary, of course.

Okay, penciled with 0.9 #2 mechanical pencil, inked with fine point Sharpie pen, colored with Crayola markers and Artist's Loft colored pencils.

Got Vash's suit wrong but what the hell, still looks like him Also I can't draw guns neither.

And yes, I just had to stick Ivan in there somewhere. Shut up!

Okay, for those who have trouble with my handwriting!

...So this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender:

Hey, you wanna hear a great dumb blonde joke?!

...Listen, are you sure you want to do that?

See that big burly guy over there nursing a vodka? Yeah he's a blonde!

And that guy over there , with the AK-47? He's a blonde too!

Now obviously, I'm blonde, I'm no midget, and I'm not afraid of a fight! Now think long and carefully... are you sure you still want to tell that dumb blonde joke?

...

Aw, fuck it! No way am I gonna explain the joke three times!

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Copyright lines found on bottom of strip.

The Master Planner's Hetalia Comedy Series:
You are reading "Comedy Fail" - starring Alfred F. Jones
"Cultural Perspectives" - starring Ivan Braginski
"Wish Upon a Beer" - starring Gilbert Beilschmidt coming soon!
"Like Totally Gone Fishing!" - starring Feliks Lukasiewicz coming soon!
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Comments: 328

MasterPlanner In reply to ??? [2010-12-24 22:14:50 +0000 UTC]

So do many straight girls. It's a preference.

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BloodtearplusRosiano In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-12-24 22:53:52 +0000 UTC]

whell then. straight girls ain't got nuthin' on me.
*strikes idiotic pose*

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MasterPlanner In reply to BloodtearplusRosiano [2010-12-24 23:05:59 +0000 UTC]

(chuckles) In other news, the Hetalia DVDs I ordered from Amazon finally came. I'm going to watch them this weekend with pizza and pastaaaaaa~

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BloodtearplusRosiano In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-12-25 01:38:57 +0000 UTC]

excuse my french, but, lucky fucking bitch.

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MasterPlanner In reply to BloodtearplusRosiano [2010-12-25 03:36:32 +0000 UTC]

Oh not really, I got a really good deal on amazon

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BloodtearplusRosiano In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-12-25 17:00:26 +0000 UTC]

yeah, I just bought Aoi House for $0.94.

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shadowkaru15 In reply to ??? [2010-11-25 15:45:23 +0000 UTC]

xDDDD I laughed really hard at this and yes, America would sooo do that xD

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MasterPlanner In reply to shadowkaru15 [2010-11-27 18:15:37 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for commenting!

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shadowkaru15 In reply to MasterPlanner [2011-01-07 15:14:49 +0000 UTC]

thanks for making me laugh^^

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MasterPlanner In reply to shadowkaru15 [2011-01-07 19:42:44 +0000 UTC]

Always happy to help!

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Icarious In reply to ??? [2010-11-24 09:13:13 +0000 UTC]

Maybe if America hadn't defeated Germany (twice), didn't know that Switzerland wasn't going to do anything, and hadn't already beat Russia in a 40 odd year starring contest he'd feel more threatened. Just saying.

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MasterPlanner In reply to Icarious [2010-11-24 19:37:15 +0000 UTC]

Yes, but since when does Hetalia bear any resemblance to actual history?!

Thanks for commenting!

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Sims9287 In reply to ??? [2010-11-22 14:23:11 +0000 UTC]

ROFL! xD
I see what you did there, very good.
Thanks for that, I needed a laugh.

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MasterPlanner In reply to Sims9287 [2010-11-22 17:44:46 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for commenting!

(And if I've made you laugh, then I've done my job! )

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earthdragonthoth In reply to ??? [2010-11-22 06:18:26 +0000 UTC]

.... I dun get it 👍: 0 ⏩: 1

MasterPlanner In reply to earthdragonthoth [2010-11-22 18:10:20 +0000 UTC]

...are you blonde? This is the seventh time I've had to explain the joke...

Ludwig was trying to hint that he, Ivan, or Vash might beat Alfred up if he told that dumb blonde joke, but Alfred, being Alfred, completely missed those hints and just thought Ludwig was telling him he would have to explain it three times...

Thanks for commenting!

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earthdragonthoth In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-22 18:13:58 +0000 UTC]

No I'm not blond xD But I was born blond though <-< Turned into a red head when I got into first grade xD

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smilyimp In reply to ??? [2010-11-21 14:14:51 +0000 UTC]

That's so Alfred, hahahahaha

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MasterPlanner In reply to smilyimp [2010-11-22 17:54:51 +0000 UTC]

From the moment I heard the joke I knew it was something Alfred would pull. As I said, he has many virtues but tact is not one of them

Thanks for commenting!

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smilyimp In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-23 01:14:01 +0000 UTC]

LoL Tact is not one of them, indeed

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MasterPlanner In reply to smilyimp [2010-11-23 02:21:31 +0000 UTC]

And that's why we all love him!

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pugglemuggle In reply to ??? [2010-11-20 18:39:51 +0000 UTC]

XD This is a great blond joke itself...

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MasterPlanner In reply to pugglemuggle [2010-11-20 19:16:45 +0000 UTC]

I know, but doesn't seeing it illustrated--with Hetalia characters--make it even better?

Thanks for commenting!

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pugglemuggle In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-20 19:31:20 +0000 UTC]

YESH IT MOST CERTAINLY DOES. 8D
You're, like, totally welcome.

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MasterPlanner In reply to pugglemuggle [2010-11-20 19:33:27 +0000 UTC]

Speaking of, I like, totally have another strip upcoming, starring with, idk his BFF ?! You should watch for it!

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pugglemuggle In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-20 19:36:31 +0000 UTC]

Like, you know what? I think I'll, like, totally do that. *watches*

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MasterPlanner In reply to pugglemuggle [2010-11-20 19:40:53 +0000 UTC]

And I'm working on the strip with and . Which will be awesome, amirite?

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pugglemuggle In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-20 19:52:40 +0000 UTC]

Ja, Ja!

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Fullmetal-Animator In reply to ??? [2010-11-20 00:23:05 +0000 UTC]

Made my day.

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MasterPlanner In reply to Fullmetal-Animator [2010-11-20 00:26:42 +0000 UTC]

Then I've done my job!

Thanks for commenting!

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Fullmetal-Animator In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-20 00:27:04 +0000 UTC]

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ffufi [2010-11-19 20:12:36 +0000 UTC]

Lol, very nice!

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MasterPlanner In reply to ffufi [2010-11-19 20:14:43 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for commenting!

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The-Real-Ryou-Bakura In reply to ??? [2010-11-19 13:48:03 +0000 UTC]

Vash looks so happy when he's well-armed. And I want to go sit with Ivan.

Yes, jokes like this are definitely Alfred's style, his big mouth getting him into trouble.

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MasterPlanner In reply to The-Real-Ryou-Bakura [2010-11-19 18:33:40 +0000 UTC]

Irony and introspection are concepts entirely lost on ole Alfred F. Jones. And don't we all love him for that.

Thanks for commenting!

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MuhJuh In reply to ??? [2010-11-19 04:53:18 +0000 UTC]

...idgi .-.

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MasterPlanner In reply to MuhJuh [2010-11-19 18:33:09 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for commenting!

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Toasted-Butter In reply to ??? [2010-11-18 23:32:34 +0000 UTC]

*cough Lithuania is brunette cough* xD

But it's really funny~
I really liked it

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MasterPlanner In reply to Toasted-Butter [2010-11-19 01:04:48 +0000 UTC]

Oh...right...

Thanks for commenting!

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Toasted-Butter In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-20 22:14:23 +0000 UTC]

lol it's all right xP

The comic was really funny~
I'll have to tell that to some of my blond friends sometime...
xD

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MasterPlanner In reply to Toasted-Butter [2010-11-20 22:15:58 +0000 UTC]

Yes, please do. Spread the laughter!

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akugirl In reply to ??? [2010-11-18 23:16:53 +0000 UTC]

...
I dun get it...
orz

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MasterPlanner In reply to akugirl [2010-11-19 01:39:14 +0000 UTC]

The point of the joke is that Alfred completely missed Ludwig's subtle hints about the possible (and very painful) consequences of telling that dumb blonde joke around him, Ivan, and Vash, and thought that the only reason he shouldn't tell it is because he'd have to explain it three times.

Thanks for commenting!

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akugirl In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-19 02:01:49 +0000 UTC]

Oh...
I get it now~
*feels foolish now*
XD

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MasterPlanner In reply to akugirl [2010-11-19 02:06:25 +0000 UTC]

Hey, we all have to hold the Idiot Ball sometimes.

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akugirl In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-19 02:29:50 +0000 UTC]

So true...

Thanks for the awesome hun~

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MasterPlanner In reply to akugirl [2010-11-19 02:39:13 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome! Hang around for awhile, I still have one more Hetalia joke strip to scan and submit:...starring this guy:

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akugirl In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-19 03:36:48 +0000 UTC]

Sounds awesome~

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MasterPlanner In reply to akugirl [2010-11-19 18:32:46 +0000 UTC]

And I'm working on another one starring Ludwig and Gilbert...but I have so many other projects going on

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akugirl In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-19 18:35:23 +0000 UTC]

*patpatpat*
I know how that feels...
One of my friends demanded I write a story for them...
So I did...
And posted it at like...
three minutes to midnight...
orz

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