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Description I first heard a slightly different version of this joke from my father, and thought this would be another great joke to adapt into a Hetalia fancomic strip. Why?

Well, after watching two seasons I noticed that all the European/Caucasian countries are blonde. America, Canada, France, England, Germany, Russia, Poland, Sealand...all blonde! The only exceptions I can recall are the Mediterranean countries (Greece, Spain, the Italy brothers etc.).

And as for this joke, I made Alfred the star because... well it just seemed to me something Alfred would do. As the archetypal red-blooded American male, Alfred F. Jones has many virtues...it's just that tact and sensitivity are not among them. In Hetalia he's basically an overgrown teenager

I actually think this strip is funnier than my previous strip but Your Mileage May Vary, of course.

Okay, penciled with 0.9 #2 mechanical pencil, inked with fine point Sharpie pen, colored with Crayola markers and Artist's Loft colored pencils.

Got Vash's suit wrong but what the hell, still looks like him Also I can't draw guns neither.

And yes, I just had to stick Ivan in there somewhere. Shut up!

Okay, for those who have trouble with my handwriting!

...So this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender:

Hey, you wanna hear a great dumb blonde joke?!

...Listen, are you sure you want to do that?

See that big burly guy over there nursing a vodka? Yeah he's a blonde!

And that guy over there , with the AK-47? He's a blonde too!

Now obviously, I'm blonde, I'm no midget, and I'm not afraid of a fight! Now think long and carefully... are you sure you still want to tell that dumb blonde joke?

...

Aw, fuck it! No way am I gonna explain the joke three times!

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Copyright lines found on bottom of strip.

The Master Planner's Hetalia Comedy Series:
You are reading "Comedy Fail" - starring Alfred F. Jones
"Cultural Perspectives" - starring Ivan Braginski
"Wish Upon a Beer" - starring Gilbert Beilschmidt coming soon!
"Like Totally Gone Fishing!" - starring Feliks Lukasiewicz coming soon!
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Comments: 328

MasterPlanner In reply to ??? [2010-11-19 18:51:56 +0000 UTC]

I've got...three commissions, a Secret Santa Exchange project for and several comic strips and drawings...and I'm not even counting my college coursework, my volunteer work, and my searching for a job...

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akugirl In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-19 18:56:11 +0000 UTC]

*huggles*
You have way too much on your plate...
Don't forgert to take you time otherwise you'll like...
Pass out or something...

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MasterPlanner In reply to akugirl [2010-11-19 18:58:28 +0000 UTC]

I don't get sleep and I live on caffeine and chocolate granola

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akugirl In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-19 19:04:18 +0000 UTC]

...

Bad child!
*smacks with flyswatter*
Sleep is good!

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MasterPlanner In reply to akugirl [2010-11-19 19:06:07 +0000 UTC]

... I have too much shit to do, I'll sleep when I'm dead!

*smacked w/ faucet pipe*

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akugirl In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-19 19:11:44 +0000 UTC]

No!
Even evil masterminds have to sleep!

Aku accidentally backed into a faucet pipe just like Russia's at Aku's old job~
I got a really neat bruise on my lower back~
I texted my group's Russia and blamed her.
It was amusing~XD

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KookieroachaLala In reply to ??? [2010-11-18 23:13:38 +0000 UTC]

I-I don't get it... D:
Okay okay, so a brunette walks into her house and gets onto he computer.
She turns to her black-haired father and asks if he gets a blonde joke.
He didn't.
And now we're here. "orz

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MasterPlanner In reply to KookieroachaLala [2010-11-19 01:06:26 +0000 UTC]



Thanks for commenting!

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wordpainter81 In reply to ??? [2010-11-18 18:31:55 +0000 UTC]

This is my dad's favorite joke. He tells it allll the time.

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MasterPlanner In reply to wordpainter81 [2010-11-19 01:05:08 +0000 UTC]

Hey, it's a good joke!

Thanks for commenting!

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wordpainter81 In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-19 01:15:56 +0000 UTC]

Haha. You're welcome!

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CatCalledTinelly In reply to ??? [2010-11-18 18:29:17 +0000 UTC]

YOU MADE MY DAY

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MasterPlanner In reply to CatCalledTinelly [2010-11-19 01:05:49 +0000 UTC]

Then I've done my job right!

Thanks for commenting!

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CatCalledTinelly In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-19 18:08:56 +0000 UTC]

Yes, You did
No problem <3

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MasterPlanner In reply to CatCalledTinelly [2010-11-19 18:13:25 +0000 UTC]

Hang around for a bit, I have more Hetalia comic strips to scan in!

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CatCalledTinelly In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-19 18:22:58 +0000 UTC]

I can't wait to see them

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MasterPlanner In reply to CatCalledTinelly [2010-11-19 18:54:46 +0000 UTC]

One is called "Like Totally Gone Fishing" and stars and

The other is tentatively called "Wish Upon a Beer" and stars and

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CatCalledTinelly In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-19 19:07:27 +0000 UTC]

So my favourite characters. And the second title is very... Hahah, mysterious
When I will be able to see it?!

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MasterPlanner In reply to CatCalledTinelly [2010-11-19 19:08:05 +0000 UTC]

I'll try to have them scanned in as soon as I have the money... Promise.

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CatCalledTinelly In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-19 19:13:26 +0000 UTC]

So I'll try to wait

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GrimmLoki In reply to ??? [2010-11-18 18:26:00 +0000 UTC]

hehehehe, so cute and funny

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MasterPlanner In reply to GrimmLoki [2010-11-19 01:05:51 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for commenting!

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LadyKnightLife In reply to ??? [2010-11-18 14:56:22 +0000 UTC]

Hmmmm, I do beleive that Alfred is blonde as well I noticed that dear Ludwig had forgotten that *laughs*

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MasterPlanner In reply to LadyKnightLife [2010-11-19 01:06:15 +0000 UTC]

Ludwig pointed that fact out after the comic ended

Thanks for commenting!

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LadyKnightLife In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-19 08:41:45 +0000 UTC]

You're more than welcome. But yeah, I just kept looking at it and thinking This really could be something where it's like 'I'm blonde, I just think it's a silly joke' type situation. But still hillarious

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lightxlawliet In reply to ??? [2010-11-18 13:55:46 +0000 UTC]

I feel very stupid right now. I DON'T GET IT. XD

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MasterPlanner In reply to lightxlawliet [2010-11-19 01:39:25 +0000 UTC]

...are you blonde? jk.

The point of the joke is that Alfred completely missed Ludwig's subtle hints about the possible (and very painful) consequences of telling that dumb blonde joke around him, Ivan, and Vash, and thought that the only reason he shouldn't tell it is because he'd have to explain it three times.

Thanks for commenting!

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lightxlawliet In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-19 23:29:23 +0000 UTC]

Oooh! I get it now!
... And sadly I am blonde, yes... *facepalm*

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MasterPlanner In reply to lightxlawliet [2010-11-19 23:38:35 +0000 UTC]

I could tell...

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lightxlawliet In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-19 23:55:56 +0000 UTC]

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MasterPlanner In reply to lightxlawliet [2010-11-19 23:59:49 +0000 UTC]

told me.

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lightxlawliet In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-20 00:01:40 +0000 UTC]

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lightxlawliet In reply to lightxlawliet [2010-11-18 13:57:01 +0000 UTC]

OH! I GET IT NOW. XD
*facedesk*

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GamerGorillaz In reply to ??? [2010-11-18 12:48:24 +0000 UTC]

LOOOOOOOOOOONG and carefully Ukraine....

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MasterPlanner In reply to GamerGorillaz [2010-11-19 01:06:55 +0000 UTC]

Haha, Ukraine is for another comic strip!

Thanks for commenting!

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GamerGorillaz In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-19 12:24:29 +0000 UTC]

Yes,you thank me for saying something that makes your brain rot
Now,for something completely different.
[link]

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akabeko In reply to ??? [2010-11-18 11:03:22 +0000 UTC]

Great strip, I laughed XDDD

Btw. Austria is not blond though his whole "family" is - I wonder if Himaruya wanted to tell us something...? O_O;

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MasterPlanner In reply to akabeko [2010-11-19 01:09:48 +0000 UTC]

I've been made aware that there are a couple exceptions to my statement

Thanks for commenting!

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Piplup-fangirl66 In reply to ??? [2010-11-18 10:21:45 +0000 UTC]

lol, Russia looks cute with the sunflower.

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MasterPlanner In reply to Piplup-fangirl66 [2010-11-19 01:10:17 +0000 UTC]

Russia always looks cute, at least to me.

Thanks for commenting!

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milkyol In reply to ??? [2010-11-18 08:37:17 +0000 UTC]

And then America's a blond too...

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MasterPlanner In reply to milkyol [2010-11-19 01:10:44 +0000 UTC]

Yep. Alfred is not exactly self-aware or introspective here...

Thanks for commenting!

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MadamRyeka In reply to ??? [2010-11-18 08:22:19 +0000 UTC]

Lol.. Silly America~

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MasterPlanner In reply to MadamRyeka [2010-11-19 01:10:57 +0000 UTC]

Yeah but that's why we love him!

Thanks for commenting!

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DuchessGeorgiana In reply to ??? [2010-11-18 06:28:42 +0000 UTC]

I think I got it... took me a while. xD *blonde*

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MasterPlanner In reply to DuchessGeorgiana [2010-11-19 01:11:16 +0000 UTC]



Thanks for commenting!

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trish0103 In reply to ??? [2010-11-18 06:17:23 +0000 UTC]

PFFFFTT... oh America xD

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MasterPlanner In reply to trish0103 [2010-11-19 01:11:34 +0000 UTC]

I know. He's such an overgrown child.

Thanks for commenting!

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DarkestElemental616 In reply to ??? [2010-11-18 06:12:56 +0000 UTC]

Yep, and America is the blondest blond in the whole bar.

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MasterPlanner In reply to DarkestElemental616 [2010-11-19 01:11:53 +0000 UTC]

Indeed he is. But that's why we all love him!

Thanks for commenting!

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