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Published: 2010-11-17 22:23:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 10266; Favourites: 325; Downloads: 43
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Description I first heard a slightly different version of this joke from my father, and thought this would be another great joke to adapt into a Hetalia fancomic strip. Why?

Well, after watching two seasons I noticed that all the European/Caucasian countries are blonde. America, Canada, France, England, Germany, Russia, Poland, Sealand...all blonde! The only exceptions I can recall are the Mediterranean countries (Greece, Spain, the Italy brothers etc.).

And as for this joke, I made Alfred the star because... well it just seemed to me something Alfred would do. As the archetypal red-blooded American male, Alfred F. Jones has many virtues...it's just that tact and sensitivity are not among them. In Hetalia he's basically an overgrown teenager

I actually think this strip is funnier than my previous strip but Your Mileage May Vary, of course.

Okay, penciled with 0.9 #2 mechanical pencil, inked with fine point Sharpie pen, colored with Crayola markers and Artist's Loft colored pencils.

Got Vash's suit wrong but what the hell, still looks like him Also I can't draw guns neither.

And yes, I just had to stick Ivan in there somewhere. Shut up!

Okay, for those who have trouble with my handwriting!

...So this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender:

Hey, you wanna hear a great dumb blonde joke?!

...Listen, are you sure you want to do that?

See that big burly guy over there nursing a vodka? Yeah he's a blonde!

And that guy over there , with the AK-47? He's a blonde too!

Now obviously, I'm blonde, I'm no midget, and I'm not afraid of a fight! Now think long and carefully... are you sure you still want to tell that dumb blonde joke?

...

Aw, fuck it! No way am I gonna explain the joke three times!

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The Master Planner's Hetalia Comedy Series:
You are reading "Comedy Fail" - starring Alfred F. Jones
"Cultural Perspectives" - starring Ivan Braginski
"Wish Upon a Beer" - starring Gilbert Beilschmidt coming soon!
"Like Totally Gone Fishing!" - starring Feliks Lukasiewicz coming soon!
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Comments: 328

TabberHatter In reply to ??? [2010-11-18 01:33:27 +0000 UTC]

No problem! XD I thought this was funny~

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Nuri-ko-tan In reply to ??? [2010-11-18 01:26:34 +0000 UTC]

AMERICA, I LOVE YOU, YOUR DUMBASS <3

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MasterPlanner In reply to Nuri-ko-tan [2010-11-18 01:30:46 +0000 UTC]

I know! But that's why we all love him.

Thanks for commenting!

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sekaisaionji In reply to ??? [2010-11-18 00:25:55 +0000 UTC]

XDDD America would. XD

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MasterPlanner In reply to sekaisaionji [2010-11-18 00:29:01 +0000 UTC]

I know. He's such an overgrown teenager. But that's why we all love him!

Thanks for commenting!

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sekaisaionji In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-18 00:33:49 +0000 UTC]

lol yea he his. XD <33
no prob!

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Biog33k In reply to ??? [2010-11-18 00:02:11 +0000 UTC]



The irony of Switzerland holding an AK-47 is classic.

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MasterPlanner In reply to Biog33k [2010-11-18 00:02:59 +0000 UTC]

This strip is full of irony isn't it?

Thanks for commenting!

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Biog33k In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-18 00:04:30 +0000 UTC]

I just realized America's a blonde.

No problem!

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Lady-Xythis In reply to ??? [2010-11-17 23:21:21 +0000 UTC]

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MasterPlanner In reply to Lady-Xythis [2010-11-17 23:21:41 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for commenting!

(Good joke, right?)

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Lady-Xythis In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-17 23:25:51 +0000 UTC]

I've heard it before, but the illustrations added a fun new dimension to it.

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MasterPlanner In reply to Lady-Xythis [2010-11-17 23:26:51 +0000 UTC]

Like I said...I just thought it was something Alfred would do

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SilverGryphon8 In reply to ??? [2010-11-17 22:32:16 +0000 UTC]

*snort* Nice!

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MasterPlanner In reply to SilverGryphon8 [2010-11-17 22:36:08 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for commenting!

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SilverGryphon8 In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-17 22:47:22 +0000 UTC]

I almost always do ^_^

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MasterPlanner In reply to SilverGryphon8 [2010-11-17 22:53:32 +0000 UTC]

And never think I don't appreciate it.

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Zagittorch In reply to ??? [2010-11-17 22:27:49 +0000 UTC]

Awesome.

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MasterPlanner In reply to Zagittorch [2010-11-17 22:32:31 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for commenting!

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ExtraEspresso In reply to ??? [2010-11-17 22:25:22 +0000 UTC]

AMERICA'S BLONDE, HE'LL HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT A FOURTH TIME TO HIMSELF.

WAIT

WAT

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Endivie11 In reply to ExtraEspresso [2010-11-29 19:09:22 +0000 UTC]

Epic

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ExtraEspresso In reply to Endivie11 [2010-11-29 21:48:00 +0000 UTC]

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MasterPlanner In reply to ExtraEspresso [2010-11-17 22:26:29 +0000 UTC]

Yes. That irony makes it even more funny!

Thanks for commenting!

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KidSapiens In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-12-07 00:20:43 +0000 UTC]

Oh my gosh, you're right!

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MasterPlanner In reply to KidSapiens [2010-12-07 02:38:05 +0000 UTC]

Of course I am. *MasterPlanner is a master planner, after all.

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MolsIllustration In reply to ??? [2010-11-17 22:24:12 +0000 UTC]

I lol'd.
HARD.
AAAAAAH America. XD

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MasterPlanner In reply to MolsIllustration [2010-11-17 22:27:32 +0000 UTC]

As I always say, if I made you lol, then I've done my job!

Thanks for commenting!

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