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Setting: Class pictures for the somewhat unwilling viking teensMaster Rohan (bewildered): "Hiccup, what are you doing? The photographer is over there." (points)
Hiccup (whispering while attempting to hide in plain view): "Snotlout told me that Photo Graphers are like Deadly Nadders---if you stand very still, you might be in their blind spot and just disappear."
Master Rohan (remaining calm for once): "Hiccup, just go over there and have your picture taken."
Hiccup (loud whisper): "No! I've heard from a very reliable source that this Photo Thingy steals your soul and forever seals it in that little box, like a genie in a lamp!"
Photographer (to Master Rohan): "Have you seen the next kid? (looks at paper) Hiccup --- (chuckles) whereever do parents get the names for kids these days?!"
Master Rohan (points): "He's standing right beside you."
Hiccup (alarmed): "Drat! You blew my cover!" (Hiccup runs off)
Master Rohan (to photographer): "Don't worry; I'll bring him back. Just go on with the next student."
Photographer (shaking his head): "Ohhhhh - Kay."
Artist's Note: Watercolor Sketch
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Comments: 65
masterrohan In reply to ??? [2012-08-17 04:13:21 +0000 UTC]
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:"Sometimes a viking has to be sneaky."
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Flutegirl12 [2011-08-12 06:11:19 +0000 UTC]
This reminds me of the time I watched an anime called "Tactics" where a girl actually had her soul sucked by a photographer and she almost became a ghost...I hope it's not the same photographer. O_o;;
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masterrohan In reply to Flutegirl12 [2011-08-13 04:17:20 +0000 UTC]
HAHAHAHAHA! I don't think it's the same photographer, but Hiccup was sure scared by the whole concept! Someone had been filling his mind with garbage.
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Flutegirl12 In reply to masterrohan [2011-08-13 04:25:02 +0000 UTC]
And that person would be Snotlout, I presume?
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masterrohan In reply to Flutegirl12 [2011-08-13 04:31:41 +0000 UTC]
I believe that you are correct!
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Flutegirl12 In reply to masterrohan [2011-08-13 04:32:48 +0000 UTC]
Man, one day, imma beat the 'Snot' outta Snotlout. > Then he'll just be 'Lout' XDD
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masterrohan In reply to Flutegirl12 [2011-08-13 04:41:40 +0000 UTC]
Hahahaha!
I like the Snotlout in the movie better than the book one, but in my stories I use the movie version with a tad of the mischievousness from the books.
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masterrohan In reply to s2-EnchantedRose-s2 [2011-05-18 01:43:54 +0000 UTC]
:"Yes, I'm good at hiding aren't I?!"
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s2-EnchantedRose-s2 In reply to masterrohan [2011-05-23 06:25:18 +0000 UTC]
Indeed you are.
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masterrohan In reply to Mewasmieszna [2011-05-04 20:57:43 +0000 UTC]
Thank you Mewasmieszna!
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Contraltissimo [2011-05-04 03:17:30 +0000 UTC]
Hee hee! I love it!
Baw, don't worry Hiccup; I've had my photograph taken many times, and I've still got my soul intact.
Just think of it like fancy drawing-charcoal. Really fancy drawing-charcoal. It just makes a picture. Nothin' to be afraid of....
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masterrohan In reply to Contraltissimo [2011-05-04 20:57:27 +0000 UTC]
(biting nails):"Okay....I trust you, and other fans have told me similar things, so I'll give it a try later, but not right now, because....well, just in case....you know.... I'm still a little apprehensive." (runs off)
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Kali-Balekrone [2011-05-03 23:56:14 +0000 UTC]
Hiccup, Hiccup, Hiccup......
You really need dome practice at hiding. And just who might this reliable source BE perchance?
But don't worry, cameras are safe! To prove it, I'll get my buddies to help you out! (If you smile for it, it won't take your soul! So be sure to smile! )
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masterrohan In reply to Kali-Balekrone [2011-05-04 20:55:46 +0000 UTC]
(biting nails): "I'll give it a try a little later then....maybe."
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Kali-Balekrone In reply to masterrohan [2011-05-04 23:37:20 +0000 UTC]
YOu do it, and I'll show you MY pictures! (Hang on Master Rohan, I'm almost done with your camera!)
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masterrohan In reply to Kali-Balekrone [2011-05-05 03:30:50 +0000 UTC]
:"Take your time; I'm in no rush."
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Kali-Balekrone In reply to masterrohan [2011-05-05 03:48:58 +0000 UTC]
Oh good. I got two down, three to go, and then developing!
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masterrohan [2011-05-03 22:23:21 +0000 UTC]
Hiccup, this has got to be the worst job of hiding that I have ever seen from ANYONE!
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SnowBunnyRabbit [2011-05-03 22:12:24 +0000 UTC]
Hiccup, let me tell you something. That photo thingy is called a camera, it's completely harmless. It won't steal your soul or anything, I promise.
And please, don't believe anything Snotlout says, he's a jerk.
(Between you and me Hiccup, feel free to use my hypnotizing ray. )
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masterrohan In reply to SnowBunnyRabbit [2011-05-03 22:22:00 +0000 UTC]
:"Are you sure it won't steal my soul? Because like once it's stolen, I wouldn't know how to get it back and then it's like gone forever. YOU SEE MY DILEMMA!" (bites his nails)
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SnowBunnyRabbit In reply to masterrohan [2011-05-03 22:28:17 +0000 UTC]
I promise! Someone took a picture of me with a camera, and I still have my soul.
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masterrohan In reply to SnowBunnyRabbit [2011-05-04 20:53:49 +0000 UTC]
:"Okay, I'll give it a try later."
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masterrohan In reply to LittleladyToph [2011-05-03 22:20:59 +0000 UTC]
Hehehehehe! Hiccup isn't doing a very good job of hiding is he?!
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LittleladyToph In reply to masterrohan [2011-05-03 22:29:42 +0000 UTC]
nah he needs a better hiding spot
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LittleladyToph In reply to masterrohan [2011-05-04 22:48:43 +0000 UTC]
Oh Well he will learn one day
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masterrohan [2011-05-03 20:29:10 +0000 UTC]
:"Look, Snot! There's Hiccup standing up against a wall!"
:"Wow, that's too perfect! Give me that bashyball!" (Grabs ball from Tuffnut and throws it at Hiccup, pegging Hiccup in the face)
(rubbing his nose):"HEY! WHO THREW THAT?!"
: *whistling*
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masterrohan In reply to 8114 [2011-05-03 20:50:10 +0000 UTC]
:"OMG! RUN SNOT! It's that crazy kid again!"
:"RUNNING FOR MY LIFE!"
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Visr In reply to masterrohan [2011-05-03 21:24:04 +0000 UTC]
-Takes out explosive arrow- All right guys! Better start running! I'll shoot both of you in the a****!
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masterrohan In reply to Visr [2011-05-04 20:54:39 +0000 UTC]
:"Hey man, it was just a joke!"
:"Yeah! A joke!"
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masterrohan In reply to Visr [2011-05-04 23:19:29 +0000 UTC]
(whispering while on the ground): "Lie very still for a while."
(whispering back):"Lying very still for a while."
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Visr In reply to masterrohan [2011-05-04 23:20:27 +0000 UTC]
I can see both of you idiots hiding in the grass!
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masterrohan In reply to Visr [2011-05-05 03:33:14 +0000 UTC]
(loud whisper): "He says he can see us!"
:"Shh...just stay very still, and he'll go away."
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Visr In reply to masterrohan [2011-05-05 04:09:04 +0000 UTC]
-slaps forhead-
-pulls string backward and fires-
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masterrohan In reply to Visr [2011-05-05 23:54:15 +0000 UTC]
:"OUCH!!! (points finger at Visr) Watch it buddy, you could really hurt someone with that thing!"
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Visr In reply to masterrohan [2011-05-06 02:31:43 +0000 UTC]
(slaps finger away)
Stop bothering the little guy!
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masterrohan In reply to Visr [2011-05-06 13:33:52 +0000 UTC]
:"Sure."
:"You have our word on it."
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Visr In reply to masterrohan [2011-05-06 19:25:47 +0000 UTC]
With those damned, ugly smiles on both of your faces, I know that you're both lying.
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