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Neo-Kaiser — Adventures in Morrowind 3

Published: 2006-07-28 06:59:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 10434; Favourites: 108; Downloads: 104
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Description This comic was done 5 days later after my 2nd Morrowind comic, my best record

Pretty much the same thing I typed for my previous comic

I typed this when I uploaded this to the webcomic gallery
"This is fairly obvious to anyone who has played Morrowind

But for those who haven't, the creature titled "Cliffracer" is the most annoying enemy in the whole game. They only hang around mountain areas, but 2/3rds of the game is mountains.
They see you at far away distances, usually before you see them.
They are hard to hit, even at higher levels of the game.
They are about as fast as you, so its pretty hard to run away from them, and pretty much annoy the hell out of you..."
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Comments: 53

Dreamer-In-Shadows [2014-06-23 21:31:31 +0000 UTC]

For some reason if you have high Sneak and you`re in the sneak-mode, it`s less chance that you would be spotted by them. or at least that`s my experience.

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CalvinThomasHarvey [2014-05-08 23:59:36 +0000 UTC]

Again, this brings back SOOOOOoooo...~~ many memories! This made my day xD

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GuardianStriker [2014-03-03 16:28:15 +0000 UTC]

They're even more harder to hit if you're low on fatigue and the weapon skill that you're using is low.

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JohnK222 [2012-11-10 09:34:51 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah! I remember escorting that Viatrix woman to that shrine, and I had like 5 of them hovering over me. I think she killed more than I did, at that level I was back then. They're like a plague upon Morrowind.

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blackspagetti-noodle [2012-09-13 22:42:28 +0000 UTC]

love the comic. lol

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RenfrewNahash [2012-05-08 13:45:53 +0000 UTC]

I always hoped to find some secret Dwemer flak tower to solve this cliffracer problem once and for all...

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DanosaurusWrecks [2012-04-18 02:05:38 +0000 UTC]

And that's how Red Mountain erupted.

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Selub [2011-11-08 22:21:47 +0000 UTC]

This has happened to me only I was an archer.

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SqueekSquirrel [2011-09-22 22:43:12 +0000 UTC]

XD Yeah there annoying. Lol Be funny if they had the troll face saying "You mad?."

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marcos0712 [2011-09-07 07:11:40 +0000 UTC]

hahuahuhauauh
you should have used mark and recall! or maybe one of those spells to send you back to a temple!

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Abornoth [2011-08-21 20:26:19 +0000 UTC]

I feel your pain.

LOL!

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Parker-Pine [2011-08-14 22:04:38 +0000 UTC]

I know this pain.

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Lynettedrac [2011-08-10 18:31:45 +0000 UTC]

I...see...cliffracers
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...
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH *got traumatized by them*

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TomBombardier [2011-06-24 11:11:49 +0000 UTC]

Have you tried running? Divine Intervetion also helps.

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Igamelec [2011-06-02 01:37:39 +0000 UTC]

it's because you play with low fatigue. Be thorough about fatigue restoration and everything in the game will be much easier. Even mercantile suffers from low fatigue

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ArchonofFate [2011-06-01 04:35:23 +0000 UTC]

best. comic. ever.

I get so ticked off when i see a cliff racer now... thats how often you see them T.T

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NorthrendComics [2011-05-25 15:05:36 +0000 UTC]

Elder Scrolls Zubats & Murlocs.

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Diana417 [2010-02-06 00:38:32 +0000 UTC]

Love it!
Damned cliff racers^^

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Psycho-Lawton [2009-08-06 02:48:30 +0000 UTC]

Cliffracers and Slaughterfish, my arch enemies... Great comic

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wizard89 [2008-11-01 18:26:05 +0000 UTC]

LOL thats so awesome and so true

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sooty15 [2008-10-26 17:07:09 +0000 UTC]

i know your pain THEY JUST DONT STOP im at level 32 and there still aproblem

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alicedoomsday [2007-10-08 23:42:45 +0000 UTC]

It's amazing how you took a Dark Elf and made him look so adorable. Lol. Good job

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alicedoomsday [2007-10-08 23:20:58 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I hate those things too. They're so annoying.

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jedimario [2007-09-23 18:59:29 +0000 UTC]

They're pretty much faster than anyone

I try to stay away from mountains now though, rats annoy more than these things mostly.

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SinfireTitan [2007-09-07 03:14:49 +0000 UTC]

Boots of Blinding Speed+Ring of Phynaster= one hunger cliffracer. Or a good Sanctuary spell/item.

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Master-Phoenix [2007-08-30 23:01:48 +0000 UTC]

Love this, and the one with the guy with the scrolls. I totally understand your feelings. lol. Hate them derm cliffracers. At least the annoying slaughterfish can be avoided by waterwalking... But Cliff Racers.... Make me wanna pull out my hair.

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Lady-RoseSharana [2007-08-21 03:14:23 +0000 UTC]

It appears [link] has stolen you comic. or you have stolen hers. or you are also her.

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Neo-Kaiser In reply to Lady-RoseSharana [2007-08-21 04:03:58 +0000 UTC]

That's my old account

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Lady-RoseSharana In reply to Neo-Kaiser [2007-08-21 12:16:35 +0000 UTC]

hence, you are her XD

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Neo-Kaiser In reply to Lady-RoseSharana [2007-08-21 12:23:34 +0000 UTC]

No I'm not, I haven't used that account in over a year

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tenatios [2007-08-06 09:19:36 +0000 UTC]

too right they're annoying lol
this is so amazingly true ^ ^

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Feltorn-Von-Dentai [2007-08-05 11:19:01 +0000 UTC]

so cute, so funny, and so true, well done

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HiekkaMyrsky [2007-07-15 20:11:12 +0000 UTC]

Wht I see is not a joke. THAT KEEP'S HAPPENING TO ME ALL THE TIME!!!!!! (seriouly)

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DeusTransMachina [2007-04-25 13:43:37 +0000 UTC]

I've found that cliff racers may possibly be the worst enemy even...in any RPG.....I hate them more than SCAMPS!!!

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AnadalusJack [2007-04-01 03:22:47 +0000 UTC]

I got attacked by two of those damn things standing on a roof in Suran! D< It's just not right!

Loved this!

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mngamojemo [2007-03-29 07:10:46 +0000 UTC]

I had some fun when I was a mid-level character trying to kill some Netches. They just hang around in the air while you hack at them, and eventually drift off, and you have to find them again.

NO I did not know any spells.

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Gwen-and-Snape [2007-03-22 18:14:14 +0000 UTC]

Funny, yet so true.

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XSuicuneX [2007-03-13 21:02:22 +0000 UTC]

Ahhh...they are rather annoying, but since my Kajiit has good Marksman, I usually end up shooting those guys before they get to me. ^.^ T'is fun, but then they get angry and bring thier friends...and usually I get nothing for waistin' me arrows. @.@

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Velasa [2007-02-25 12:47:37 +0000 UTC]

I really, really, really hated cliffracers. Then I got a mod that made animals act normal, so rats and cliffracers and their like no longer go on suicidal dive bomb missions on me! (ballanced by the fact that critters who look tough are now actually leveled to their looks).

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Nadyanilo [2007-02-22 21:14:42 +0000 UTC]

God, I hate those freaking cliffracers. Jeez! they are freaking annoying. Im just glad that i got up to a good enough level that they die after one hit ^.^

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m-buggie [2007-02-09 21:46:11 +0000 UTC]

It's funny because it's true...

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Grokenos82 [2007-02-07 16:02:35 +0000 UTC]

I know how you feel, I had to fight 4 of them at once...
They're exeptionnaly annoying at the beginning too!

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Kieve-KRS [2007-01-21 03:19:49 +0000 UTC]

So very true... *sigh*
Have you ever heard of the "Sadistic Gravity Mage"?
Apparently you can make cliffies drop like stones by casting a 1-sec levitation spell on them - they lose their ability to fly when it wears off. XD Fun glitch.

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IanAlmighty [2006-12-30 05:18:02 +0000 UTC]

Cliff-racers are hard to hit, and I have 100 axe skill with an amulet which fortifies by skill up another 20 PLUS 100 strength attribute with a guantlet that fortifies my strength up another 20.
120 Axe and 120 Strength and Cliffracers are still annoying...

BTW- Awesome comic series.

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Lady-RoseSharana [2006-12-29 00:48:26 +0000 UTC]

its so true... I hate cliffracers

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Kordyne [2006-12-18 18:26:14 +0000 UTC]

That is so bloody true (seethe)
They're especially annoying when you've started playing a new character and you're swiping away at them 'til you're blue in the face and you just seem to keep hitting thin air EVERY... SINGLE....TIME!!!

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AccursedSavior [2006-12-10 06:43:04 +0000 UTC]

Yes! I'm not the only one who hates those stupid birds! Though at level 50 they're still a nuisance. Why can't they just be good like the scribs?

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Masteronin [2006-12-04 00:53:38 +0000 UTC]

OMG that happened to me so many times....except I killed them all in one hit. XD

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Hipster-kei-rei [2006-10-28 07:41:43 +0000 UTC]

i hate those things, but i always shred them up now, with little/no trouble.

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da1barker [2006-10-05 21:47:50 +0000 UTC]

LOL i love it

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