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Neo-Kaiser — The real question...
Published: 2006-08-24 15:00:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 21765; Favourites: 153; Downloads: 26
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This little image was created from something my friend saidI was chatting with him on MSN, I said something, then he goes off-topic for no reason saying "The real question is what do you do when a metroid gets a hold of your nuts"
Of course, anybody who knows what a metroid is know exactly what would happen if they do grab your crotch'
I tried some new techniques, nothing special, but I wouldn't never use them again
I like how the highlights came out in the hair, I may use that technique from now on for my hair style
I also have noticed that my art style has change dramaticly than from my more usual 'chibi' styled drawings
I really like, it really defines my own style as something original, like how the torso just juts out in the middle for no reason
But that doesn't mean I will throw my chibi style away, I may still work on it, or just change it based on the mood of the artwork
And I leave you with this final thought: Metroids, Friggin, Rock!!
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Have your friends put a nuclear bomb on your crotch, and if you servive, your balls will have super powers!
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Now that is something I don't ever want to experience. It's a good thing Samus is a girl so that she won't ever have to worry about that happening to her. She should instead worry about them going after her boobs.
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I've seen 3 year olds that are handicapped draw better than this
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haha, well, actually, I'm pretty sure that was just in one of your "I'm gonna run around molesting little three year olds" dreams dude
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Riveting tale chap
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Its a alien monster from the Metroid series that sucks up life energy and leaves the victim dead with the crpse looking like a dead zombie.(my interpetation of the defintion) You got your answer
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Oh ok, thanks. Ouch, what would I do if a Metroid gets a hold of my nuts? Nothing.
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I want to favorite this five times over. Srsly.
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EEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wonder why it's trying to give you a blowjob through your blue jeans. o3o
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Morph Ball. Bomb. Easy.
*Tries it*
Oh heck, if you morph-ball with the metroid _there_, it ends up stuck in the centre of the ball! Aaaaaaarrrgghh!
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Ugh... there's a nightmare image for you. Life-force devouring parasites sucking your soul out through your urethra
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Easy answer, scream and beg for mercy from whatever deity you worship.
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The answer is "curl up into a ball, and hope for a convenient explosion."
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I'm missing out on the lulz cause I'm not a gamer :<
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rofl rofl rofl Soo funnyXD MAby you pee your pants and fill it untill it pops ?
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WTF...LOL!!! 
I've been on a Stargate Atlantis kick recently, and this puts me in mind of that earlyish episode where Sheppard gets this bug attached to his neck and they can't get it off...
*imagines if the bug had attached to his balls instead - Sheppard is lying there in pain - Teyla raises her P90, Ronon pulls out his sword, McKay produces a blowtorch...
Sheppard looks at each of them in turn (in that order). "No, no...and HELL no!!!!" O_o *
Heh...as to the situation in question...! Hmm. Ice beam? HELLZ no!!! You've seen the end of GoldenEye, or Sub-Zero's fatality's right?!
Uh...so...hmmm. I'm thinking something physical would be the answer. I'd try to squeeze or beat it off (...the METROID)! Or find something sharp and CAREFULLY slice and dice...
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LMAO!
No, no...and HELL no!!!
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You have to shoot it off withthe ice beam of coarse.
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umm...
try putting salt on it, it will shrivel up and die (the metroid you perv!!)
^_^
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Heh nice
Of course you fire of some ice missiles and see his (her) reaction
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The question is...
...what is the answer?
Lol great deviation!
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I think the ice ray is the only way to do it. I don't even want to think of it though.
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"it's not like we want them cryin or anyhing, but I don't think it would be unmanly if they at least fell don and screamed like a bitch."
-Seanbaby, EGM issue # 150
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Give it a squeeze and see what happens of course
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You do one of three things...
1. Leave it there and see what happens.
2. Poke it constanly and hope it leaves.
3. Find a grenade cause now, it's personal!
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4. Get a bag, fill it with ice, and set it on the Metroid.
Metroids and cold don't go together.
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