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SomeRandomMinion In reply to BrutalityInc [2019-01-11 17:50:20 +0000 UTC]

(A newspaper hits his foot)

Old Mare: "Knock it off! We're trying to sleep!"

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BrutalityInc In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2019-01-12 03:03:29 +0000 UTC]

Spikezilla, [Quiets down instantly] "Oh, sorry about that! I am currently on a rampage - more or less wrecking this place and eating everypony here. It's scheduled, you know!"

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to BrutalityInc [2019-01-12 04:40:30 +0000 UTC]

Old Mare: "Well do it quietly, sonny! Not everyone's an early bird like you."

(A colt leans out the door next to the old mare)

Colt: "Yeah, booger-head! Gram-Gram's trying to sleep!"

Spikezilla: "HEY! I'm not a booger-head...YOU'RE a booger-head!"

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BrutalityInc In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2019-01-12 04:52:19 +0000 UTC]

[Old Mare bonks both the Colt's head and Spikezilla's talons with that roll of newspaper]

Old Mare: "And watch your mouths, sonnies! Both of you! You start with 'booger-head' and you'll end up with something more foul years later, and I ain't going to have younglings going down that slippery slope of rudeness while I'm still around! Now... both of you, apologize and quiet down!"

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to BrutalityInc [2019-01-12 06:17:01 +0000 UTC]

Spikezilla/Colt: (Sulking) "Yes, Gram-Gram...."

Spikezilla: "Sorry, kid."

Colt: "Sorry, Mr. Spike. I think your rampages are really cool!"

Old Mare: "Better. Now stop that skulking! Young dragon, you've got a rampage to do. Do an old geezer proud and hop to it! But quietly, you hear? And sonny? You get to runnin', Mr Spike looks hungry!"

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BrutalityInc In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2019-01-12 10:04:02 +0000 UTC]

Spikezilla: "Well, let's not disappoint the old lady, then!" [Snorts flames and licks teeth] "Don't let me catch you, kid! Cause you're going into my belly if I do!"

Colt: "Bring it on! And if I get away, you better give my house an autograph!"

[The colt screams and laughs as he ran off, Spikezilla lumbering after him. Though the rampage becomes quieter than normal, it was no less spectacular, with plenty of buildings demolished, vehicles crushed and Ponies gulped down]

Old Mare: [Endearing snort] "Kids these days..."

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to BrutalityInc [2019-01-12 15:38:43 +0000 UTC]

[Wonder if Spike caught him...

This was fun!]

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BrutalityInc In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2019-01-12 15:45:06 +0000 UTC]

[Indeed! We ought to do this more often] 

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to BrutalityInc [2019-01-12 17:29:44 +0000 UTC]

If you're not too busy, my "Vinyl's Rampage Stream" doc is still open.

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