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SomeRandomMinion In reply to BrutalityInc [2018-03-25 15:49:09 +0000 UTC]

Townspony: "Just that, buddy. The GEM mining town is over the hill there. This is a coal town."

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BrutalityInc In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2018-04-04 06:52:47 +0000 UTC]

Giant!Spike: [Face-claw] "Great! Dragon Lord Ember will never let me hear the end of it... Sorry for the property damages. You can invoice me later if you want compensation - I would rather settle this out of court, thank you very much! Now if you excuse me, I got a whole den of Diamond Dogs to eat for giving me the wrong directions - after visiting the town that I'm actually scheduled to wreck!"

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to BrutalityInc [2018-04-05 03:13:39 +0000 UTC]

Townspony: "No problem, big guy; we'll send you a bill. And hey, before you go...the mine's having a 'Bring Your Kid to Work Day' next month. Maybe you could stop by? Just don't make the rampage TOO scary..."

Giant!Spike: [Grins] "Sure, why not? Anything for the kiddies. See ya!" 

[Spike flaped his wings with a mighty thump, creating a brief gust of wind that knocked bystanders down across town. He rocketed into the air, disappearing over the horizon in moments]


===Sometime Later===

[Two miners, one pegasus and one griffon, were on their lunch break. They were sitting outside the mine they worked at, just opening their lunch pails]

Griffon: "So, ain't the Big Guy supposed to stop by today? Figured he'd be here by now." [Takes a bite of his (non-sapient) pork sandwich, then speaks with his beak full] "He's usually on time for these things."*

Pegasus: "Eh, he probably got hung up eating some bandit camp or something--he'd never slack off wrecking this place; the mine's got those pink diamonds he likes so much. Heh, did I tell you about the time he almost made lunch outta me by mistake?"

Griffon: "Wait...you have a 'almost got eaten by the Big Guy' story? C'mon, don't hold out! I told you about the time Ember sat on me; spill the beans!"

Pegasus: "Well, I'd just fallen into a cart fulla those pink diamonds, and--"

[They were interrupted by a sudden, earthshaking roar coming down from the sky; and after that a massive impact that threw them on their backs. Alarms rang across town as thundering draconic footsteps shook the earth further, making pebbles on the ground jump]

Giant!Spike: [Voice roaring and booming] "Sorry I'm late! Got some bad directions!"

Griffon: "Dang, was hoping we'd finish our lunch before Spike showed up..."

*[[OOC: Was THAT what you meant by him being scheduled to wreck the town? ]]

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BrutalityInc In reply to SomeRandomMinion [2018-04-05 03:21:05 +0000 UTC]

[[ Who knows? Maybe he's in the demolition-in-form-of-showy-rampage business?]]

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to BrutalityInc [2018-04-05 04:42:38 +0000 UTC]

[[Good way to work out his dragon instincts without really hurting anyone...well, execpt for those Diamond Dogs with bad directions!]]

Diamond Dog: "Why me think me in for bad day...?"

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SomeRandomMinion In reply to BrutalityInc [2018-04-05 03:22:45 +0000 UTC]

[[Certainly keeps the miners from slacking off...]]

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