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TobiasVyseri β Running Implicit Mazes
Published: 2013-07-25 21:34:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 5879; Favourites: 42; Downloads: 2
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time to make all the enemies! now that I've insulted everyone's champions
who are, for your reference
[
Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts (W/B),
Ruric thar, the Unbowed (G/R),
Varolz, the Scar-Striped (G/B),
Lavinia of the tenth (U/W),
Tajic, blade of the legion (R/W),
exava, the blood witch (B/R),
emmara tandris (G/W),
Vorel of the Hull Clade (U/G)
&
Melek, Izzet Paragon (U/R),
]
you may also have noticed that I left out the Dimir Champion, Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker , that's because the dimir are assassins, and if they're doing it right, you don't see them >.>; also, because I ran out of space on the page and because I couldn't think of a good way to make fun of a shirtless vampire. I mean, it practically makes fun of itself already anyways. also, I don't need to make fun of Emmara, when you're a 5/7 for 7 with text that everyone knows is irrelevant, well, insulting her would be like kicking a one-legged, blind, orphan puppy while it's down.
other notable things, the background is supposed to be reminiscent of the promo image for dragon's maze
more weird stuff here
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Comments: 23
You convinced me to make my very first Rakdos EDH deck. Impressive.
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Emmara's text: read between the inummerably unneeded words. Tokens are indestructible.
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You could drawn Mirko and call him Edward from the horror movie called twilightΒ
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i never realized exavas a ripper +9,000 waifu points
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melek ive always been happy to draw you emmara when i draw you my mind creates images of victoryΒ
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actually mirko vosk isnt an assassin he is a vampire with the ability to drain thoughts out of other people's minds house dimir deals in secrets and all of the champions are relevant in commander and several of them are relevant in standard
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>carnival stripper
more of this please
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psh, everyone knows you left out dimir because Dimir doesn't exist
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No, no, House Dimir exists. It's just that after Szadek was (very publicly) defeated, they were left disorganized and powerless.
Seriously. They SWEAR, guys.
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it's a joke from the original ravnica, where part of the guildpact actually state dimir does not exist, and proving that it did is what broke the guildpact.
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Well, Dragon's Maze is set a goodly amount of time after that....
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which has absolutely no impact on the joke itself.
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ahhahahahah
awesome one!!!
but why emmara card is soooooo bad
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why why emmara, I love you but your card 
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You just made a lot of enemies, yes. Remember, any bad luck you have: Blame the guilds.
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Things to take note:
Good
Bad:Emmara is Jace's best friend.(MORE SPOILERS!) Hope the mind-sculpting will give her a better card in the future.(Whoops!)
Interesting: How your jace-orzhov comics seems to follow the storyline of return to ravnica block.
Anyway good stuff.
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It's funny because Melek gets bitchkilled on the first page of his introduction and Mr. Lightning Pants took his place.
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LOVE that card for Izzet, bit of a gamble to use, but if lucks on ones side, its ability is UBER!
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poor emmara, well your still paired with jace becouse you used to go out.
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