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Published: 2015-02-03 07:37:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 20502; Favourites: 188; Downloads: 57
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So I'm very happy people are using my Fempyro update as well as Corvalho's new Fempyro in the event they want to use a Pyro who is not ambiguous in appearance. What I am not entirely okay with is this new trend of "oh man look this Pyro looks like a real girl and the other one is a slut" pictures or that bullshit with "THIS IS ME VERSUS THEM" or going on people's deviations where they choose to use TFoP's Fempyro over mine or Corvalho's and make it a point to get your panties in a knot over the model. First thing is first: what a woman wears does not change what a woman is, stop doing that shit where you judge shit based on an appearance. Jessica Rabbit's got bazongas the size of blimps and probably has a good section of Rule 34 on the internet but she said it herself, "I'm not bad, I was just drawn that way". Second thing's second: if I wanted to use Plasmid's Femscout model over everybody else's I'm not gonna stand for people telling me to use AyesDyef's instead, if people want to use Rebbacus' old Miss Pauling model what the fuck ever, let them use it over crazyb2000's if they so choose to.You can have your opinions but you need to let these people fucking use whatever model they want. You don't dictate what they get to use and what they don't get to use ESPECIALLY when every god damn day outside of deviantArt you will have people tell you "ew femclass" if you even so much as use Femscout instead of Scout on a non-fetish/non-pinup poster. You can say "I don't like this", saying "I don't like this, use this instead" is rude. I'm glad so far when you've said it it's worked but what if the person says "I like this model"? Is there any point trying to reason with that person then? Either let 'em use it or back down and let them do whatever they please to do, it's not your business past that point. If they want to use Corvalho's/mine for their OC or their art, then good. If they choose to use TFoP's or their art, then good. HOLY SHIT WISDOM TOOTH EXTRACTION HURTS anyway you might not like the latter but it's what they chose to do; you can say you don't like a model but trying to be edgy as fuck with this "oh man use a REAL FEMALE MODEL" like get the fuck off your high horse, especially if the picture doesn't mean any harm against the amount of harm already done onto TFoP's model.
tl;dr let people use whatever fucking model they want to use, it's fine if you don't like it and say it but don't try to push "use this bcuz this is a REAL GIRL MODEL" because they're both girls, one is just Namco-proportioned as fuck and the other one has a ridiculous wedgie and mine doesn't make any fucking sense because skintight shirt + baggy pants = ????? but hey DIFFERENT STROKES FOR DIFFERENT FOLKS they're still women god damn it they're not lesser women outside of model/aesthetic flaws unless you lessen them that way THIS TYLENOL IS FUCKING ME UP CODEINE PLZ
Now here's a picture of Fempyros that was supposed to accurately reflect my thoughts above about grillpower but instead of being some vent/hate art ended up being some sort of insanely ridiculous overly-bubblegum pastel wonderland with sexy Manpyro cowboys because SEXY MANPYRO COWBOYS and Spy is prettiest unicorn or some meme. Sorry for soapboxing on things people do not give a shit about, continue with your day
Female Pyro Models by Corvalho & TFoP
Male Pyro Models by Constructor & BeardedDoomGuy
Pyroland Props by wekateka
Enhanced Balloonicorn by EmperorFaiz/Pte Jack
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Ooh! Corvalho's model! You don't see that very often.
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I really wish we did see more of his model, it's not perfect but it's pretty good after he added a baggy pants option. Plus the miscs are very creative, I see a lot of Sengoku Scorcher and Lunatic Leathers' modded versions being used on his.
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The geisha dress and biker girl vest? Yeah, those were epic. Baggy pants is best option, tight pants just looks... weird. And very uncomfortable.
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Design-wise, the thigh gap just didn't fill in the same space that even TFoP's Fempyro did. The baggy pants helps accommodate for that extra space after the beltline.
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Just another day in the madhouse that is our home planet.
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What if it's not our planet, though?
What if it's
The Planet of the Pyros?
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I was refering to your speech in the description, but lol anyways.
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In that case yes.
It's the Planet of the Pyros because the amount of problems people have with Pyros levels to about the same sort of anger that people have with people if we stop taking a look at only Pyros and realize Earth is a thing.
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He's so done with the shit that is happening around him.
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Grumpy balloonicorn wants everyone to appreciate the different models.
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He looks so done with everybody's shit.
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Out of everything in this fantastic picture,
what cracks me up the most is the Spy in the backround
Well done!
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I was about to put the Balloonicorn. Then I remembered somewhere I wanted to put Spy - but Spy wouldn't be good as a baby! So I made him a unicorn. 
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Thank you for making that epic choice 8D
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Goddamnit, I hate how the originalFempyro gets so much hate over the oh-so-called "better" one, like the newest Fempyro doesn't have issues and is perfect, etc. You can already see it here, where whenever you look at a poster with either Fempyro, it's always "ew whyy u use dis one de new one is better" or "thank god the old one was so ugly". <.< This really saddens me, as I liked the oldest one the best because of her ridiculous design! It's not like Medic's design, for example, is any more practical than Fempyro's or Skirt!Femscout...
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I've learned Medic's labcoat is a lot more practical than I give it credit for. I would argue it's more practical, so the argument's become moot.
However, there's some shit I can still think of where it might be an issue:
- Heavy could grab his labcoat by the tails and swing him into the sun
- Heavy could step on his labcoat tails and Medic could trip over
- especially if Medic is crouching and Heavy goes behind him for whatever reason and steps on his coat and then Medic tries to run
- Spy could easily take all of his knives and pin down his coattails
- Heavy could sit on his coat and Medic is stuck there no tripping just all that weight on his god damn coat
- he could get it snagged onto a hook/tree like a dumbass
- Soldier could wipe his dirty ass hands on it when Medic is not looking
- Pyro could set it on fire much more easily because it theoretically should add to the hitbox
- there's drag, it's not as much drag as a heavier trenchcoat but nonetheless it's the same drag as a cape
- that shit would get dirty easier, imagine getting jarate stains out of that
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See? That's what I meant with his labcoat! Theoretically, it would be too long for fighting. If it were added to his hitbox, then there would be a lot less Medic-users...
...it's still just a game, however and games defy locic.
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I feel like with the use of teleporters, healing guns, syringes that are weapons, and baseballs with baseball bats/wrapping paper as weapons, there's a lot of shit that goes on where I think "this doesn't make sense!" no longer holds very well in TF2.
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THIS!
I got flack for people saying that they were glad that I'm going to stop using TFoP's Fempyro and that she looked like a "busty bitch" and that it was better than seeing such an eyesore. That hurt me beyond words because I never at all portrayed her in that way, I didn't want to be mean to them at all, but it just made me feel like that they only saw my character as a "busty bitch" when ladies can be busty anyway.
Yes, my character is a persona of me but that doesn't make her a bitch if she's busty. Ladies can have a big bust, but it doesn't have to equal them being bitches or whores. Ladies come in all different shapes and sizes. It hurts me to see people being like this, and it's like so what?? You got what you wanted with a different model, stop trying to bash other people for using TFoP's model.
You say it better than what I could right now, but I agree 10000000000% with what you are saying.
Beautiful picture by the way as always
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There's a lot of reasonable things people have said in regards to TFoP's Fempyro in terms of aesthetics as well as proportions not being that great. I do agree that the regular size of her bust is a little much and looks a little odd in comparison to a real bust, even if Fempyro was busty. By no means though does this invalidate any aspect of her; it just means she's got big boobs (albeit big boobs not designed that great). The latex and thigh-highs are also somewhat unsuitable on the battlefield but at this point, I have seen Sniper ride around an ostrich and Heavy run around in booty shorts and a muscle shirt with no kevlar. Anything goes.
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Agreed with the regular size of her bust is a bit much but exactly, its just how it was designed, doesn't mean that it isn't uncommon though. I mean its offputting for a fempyro but still. Pretty much, anything goes XD I mean the characters even take animals into battle like an owl and a kitten even the ostrich etc. How is that safe? XD I mean, there are so many things that could be so dangerous yet they say 'fuck it' and do it anyway lol
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When you put it like THAT, you've got a damn solid point. I mean, during Halloween Sniper brings an ostrich to the battlefield.
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Exactly XD ! I mean... those poor animals... what happens to them when the characters respawn? Do they die with the class? If so that's kind of morbid for them to have to be tortured that way... unless they are MANN CO animals and are tough, but... I dunno XD
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My opinion is probably as subjective and flawed as anybody else's. But I wish people wouldn't just see something as for what it is face-value. Why not overcome the obstacle? Bayonetta's got all sorts of booty all up in somebody's face; doesn't stop her from being a badass and wearing whatever she feels like.
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Those hunks are probably fat nerds covered in 3rd degree burns without the Pyrovision.
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PYROVISION IS ONE HELL OF A DRUG
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