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Published: 2016-11-06 03:05:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 547; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 0
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Apparently I have the demeanor of a drill SargentΒ with the twisted nature of a demented Cheshire Cat when angry. Today, I had to deal with someone who thought that procedure did not apply to them, an American I might add, so, a bit of my darker nature came out to flaunt itself across the stage.Several others I had worked with in the past knew the warning signs, 'aka I'm about to put someone's face through the floor' and to their credit, politely reminded me that it would be frowned upon if I attempted to 'Eat the American's soul'. Grudgingly I corrected the individual, and did not, for the record inflict any lasting harm. save for psychological terror.
It took a lot of coffee and some deep breaths, but I managed to shake the feelings off after several hours.
Funny how some things cling with you over the years, I didn't put much thought as to what brought this on, and have sense then tried to bury the whole incident very deep in the back of my head.
Not sleeping well tonight though.
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wowΒ Nera looks different when she hasn't brushed her fur x3
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This is what happens when you try and switch to decaff. Β
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wellΒ Amenii likes this side of her, the sex is better x3
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It's defiantly a lot more intense. ^^
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well she's fast as a rabbit, yet stronger x3
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"WE'RE ALL CRAZY HERE!" - Insert mocking Malkavian laugh and giggles into silence....
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And it's not just all the lead in the water either!
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It's something alright. This is why the gods made vodka.
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The second best thing that can be done with potatoes. Unless you are Russian.
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On behalf of all Russians everywhere I will contests that point.
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I come from Irish and Scottish stock, ergo my perspectives are a bit different.
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GO Ireland! I have several Irish drinking buddies - Do not try and match drinks with them. Period. They know quite a few good songs as well.
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When you get drunk enough - you all sing the same songs. Before I took my language certifications....they gave us all a couple of shots of whisky to loosen up. Never had a problem with the words after that!
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Lol! that's great. 
The same thing applies for dancing, flirting with women, and acts of acrobatic performance that would put Olympic gymnast to shame.
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Or you at least think you are at the moment of performing them.
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Nonsense-the hallucinations are cheering me on!
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As long as you still have the same number of teeth and no new facial tattoo when the cheering stops.
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Consequently thats how a buddy of mine got a tattoo. This was out of the country, and boy was it a doozy!
We had bets to try and figure out what it was, along with the weird writing.
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Chinese characters? Usually translates to "gullible white boy" or something along those lines. The flip side of being a linguist I guess.
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We're pretty sure its not Chinese, Spanish, Russian,... Maybe Arabic... We were afraid to ask.
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Good - tell him it's ancient runes that will burn like fire when he's in the presence of true evil - he has a quest marked on his soul now! Lemme know what happens next. Should be a hoot.
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I would, alas I haven't seen the guy in almost four years.
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So the quest continues? Excellent - then he'll have a tale that the greatest bards will envy!
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Yoir telling me, that and I swear the story got more outrageous everytime he told it.
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Lemme know when he gets to legendary BS status. You know how that is, right? That's when all the stories start like this:
"There I was; no bullshit! Inverted!"
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LOL! That is so true! π: 0 β©: 1
I think the best rendition of the story I heard was when he was boasting to a bunch of Marines who had spotted 'The Pig' I believe their first comment was, 'F*** that things staring at me!'
"Fuck!"
I think I remember someone saying something about violating the Geneva convention, cruel and unusual torture means, and the like. And when he really got it going, I swear you could see it's face moving! (The later may have been booze assisted.)
From that night, I remember him going on, the story involved Vietnamese Witch Doctors, and our 'Daring escape.'
There are days that I know that I did all that back before the rise of digital cameras. And yet...I wish there were proof of some of our more...."interesting" exploits. Probably better there isn't.
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Trust me, it is best that an and all 'exploits' are kept to Eye witness accounts. This way when the police begin to ask around for 'Two men in squid hats, that appeared to be driving an M1-4 Battle Tank' such accounts are dismissed as ravings, probably caused by an unseen gas leak.
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"Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus." kinda thing? Yeah. I'll buy that.Β
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It's a lot better than some of the things we did. Trust me. - and yes, one year, we built a cardboard frame around a Metro, pulled some snow machine tracks, and after a LOT of detail painting we had ourselves a Tank that looked authentic from 10ft away. So, we put on our squid hats and decided to drive through the less occupied portions of town.
Best Day ever.
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Nice. If you did that around here in KS you'd probably freak out all the preppers who think that the end of the world is nigh. But then again, it's always been so if you ask them.
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Funny truth, the further you get from civilization, the less people arch their eyebrows at crazy shenanigans. Heck, when I was up in AK, you didn't need a license for half the stuff you would thing you would! π: 0 β©: 1
I have to say, AK probably has the crazies people (In the US that I have met)
Another great example: guy I knew up there applied for his Experimental home build permit for an Aircraft. As I was going to be co-pilot for the flight, I got to go to the FAR to register. The conversation went a bit like this:
FAR: Name?
Charlie: Charles.
FRA: Type of aircraft?
Charlie: Experimental.
FRA: Materials used?
Charlie: Mostly two by fours, and rubber inner-tubes.Β
FRA
I Kid you not. She didn't even bat an eye!
Funny you should say AK - One of the guys I knew when I went and got my A&P was from around Anchorage. He said he and his friends took a whole buncha old tires up on one of the local peaks...and set them on fire. Supposedly caused a volcano panic. When the nights are long....you find ways to amuse yourself.
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I can so see someone doing that! Just wish I had thought of that myself. Next time I'm state side.
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I'm just having enough fun with all the quakes out of OK and southern KS from the fracking. It's pretty cool to see all these midwesternersΒ lose their minds over surfing dirt. I used to live in the shadow of St. Helens in WA. Always fun that!
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Impressive ...
May i have an explication ?
I didnt get why you had some trouble sleeping :/
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I usually never have the impulse to vent at someone in such a manner, after some thought I suspect their additude to the situations reminded me of an old professor I had with an ego that was almost tangible.
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Mmmh yeah ... Well, if it was deserve ?
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