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Published: 2015-06-10 11:44:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 48514; Favourites: 1570; Downloads: 388
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A glimpse into the future... You may just be the next Nostradamus, Flaxman.
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Patrolling the McDonalds almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
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Between Creation and Oblivion.
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round about 80-100 years or so. mcd's signs are solid steel with cement bases. Paint coating, rain resistant. some have PVC covers. So they last quite a long time. my estimate is probably 80-100 years or so, that sign will most likely last 50 or so more before the base fails.
scientific rant complete
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Β OH! Thank You Sir, I do so Love Physics.
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Tell me about it! We can't have people doing healthy things like walking or cycling!
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This gives me a Fallout 4 hype boner. This would be an amazing easter egg.
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So much story told in an instant. Very good work here, sir.
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Thank you very much!
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With the Golden Arches closing hundreds of their restaurants this year, the survivor might be looking at this with some confusion.
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So, if the comments section hypothesis about this being an ancient place of worship, does that mean the Hamburglar introduced Original Sin? Awesome stuff.
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You've made an excellent point, but I can't see him offering an apple (unless it's been deep fried in Coke syrup)!
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Not an apple, a Chicken Nugget haha.
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Adventurer: Oh man, I would kill for a Mcmuffin.
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Great idea, and art. IN the future we eat at Mcswine's.Β Harry Harrison series of books on a thief named "Slippery Jim", Where Mcswines is galaxy wide.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
(sort of like in the first Planet of the Apes)Β LOL
Indeed, good riddance. I also like the commenters' sentiments here - I'm not alone, wooohooo!!!
There used to be a webcam in Iceland of the last Mc burger under glass that was sitting there for years after the last Mc closed in that country.
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I'm glad someone mentioned this! I'd already referenced Shelley's poem in a much older piece Ozymandias Now Β which some people viewed as "The End of McDonalds." The new one's less ambiguous.
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There's a game called Lisa and there's a bit about how a fast food joint becomes a holy ground
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RIP: Diabetes and obesity in a bag.
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Well that's only partially true.
"No one remembers the ancients who erected the temple. None know how or why it was built either. What we do know is that it was praised across the world greatly, and at the same time hated. Was it the gate to heaven, or hell? Was it for the greater good or evil? Was it the reason our earthed was scorched? No one knows. What we do know is it's dead now. And nothing more but a relic."
hope you enjoyed that and the references I made to your scorched earth story.
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Ancient statues of demons, covered in flaking, garish paint, can still be found in the ruins of this mysterious temple. The ancients were scary people.
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This is one of those comments I wish I could fave!
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Aw, thank you! 
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Really love this! Great concept and execution! The comments are pretty funny too.
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The comments have been brilliant!
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Looks like some sort of religious artifact.Β
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Well....your not wrong.
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I bet the nuggets and fries are still intact and not rotted in the freezer after all those years.
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After many centuries the fries still look the same as always!
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now I want mcdonalds... why =0= why did you have to do this to me?
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"Behold the great monument of the Cult of McDonald's: Distributers of food and destroyers of arteries".
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Now where are the worshippers?
hehehee, I'm expecting a crazy comment from this guy, like.
'Is it past breakfast yet?'
Nice job.
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"What do you mean I can't get drive thru?"
Thanks again for your feedback!
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You're welcome man!
hehehe eue
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You're welcome man!
hehehe eue
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Love the mood and composition of this,
Only suggestion?
Make available as a print! I would love to have this hanging in my home!
Keep up the amazing work ^_^
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