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Description I first heard a slightly different version of this joke from my father, and thought this would be another great joke to adapt into a Hetalia fancomic strip. Why?

Well, after watching two seasons I noticed that all the European/Caucasian countries are blonde. America, Canada, France, England, Germany, Russia, Poland, Sealand...all blonde! The only exceptions I can recall are the Mediterranean countries (Greece, Spain, the Italy brothers etc.).

And as for this joke, I made Alfred the star because... well it just seemed to me something Alfred would do. As the archetypal red-blooded American male, Alfred F. Jones has many virtues...it's just that tact and sensitivity are not among them. In Hetalia he's basically an overgrown teenager

I actually think this strip is funnier than my previous strip but Your Mileage May Vary, of course.

Okay, penciled with 0.9 #2 mechanical pencil, inked with fine point Sharpie pen, colored with Crayola markers and Artist's Loft colored pencils.

Got Vash's suit wrong but what the hell, still looks like him Also I can't draw guns neither.

And yes, I just had to stick Ivan in there somewhere. Shut up!

Okay, for those who have trouble with my handwriting!

...So this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender:

Hey, you wanna hear a great dumb blonde joke?!

...Listen, are you sure you want to do that?

See that big burly guy over there nursing a vodka? Yeah he's a blonde!

And that guy over there , with the AK-47? He's a blonde too!

Now obviously, I'm blonde, I'm no midget, and I'm not afraid of a fight! Now think long and carefully... are you sure you still want to tell that dumb blonde joke?

...

Aw, fuck it! No way am I gonna explain the joke three times!

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Copyright lines found on bottom of strip.

The Master Planner's Hetalia Comedy Series:
You are reading "Comedy Fail" - starring Alfred F. Jones
"Cultural Perspectives" - starring Ivan Braginski
"Wish Upon a Beer" - starring Gilbert Beilschmidt coming soon!
"Like Totally Gone Fishing!" - starring Feliks Lukasiewicz coming soon!
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Comments: 328

a0829 In reply to ??? [2010-11-18 05:57:08 +0000 UTC]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha!!!

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MasterPlanner In reply to a0829 [2010-11-19 01:11:56 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for commenting!

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Bladebrent In reply to ??? [2010-11-18 05:29:52 +0000 UTC]

you know the guy is suppose to be blind right?

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MasterPlanner In reply to Bladebrent [2010-11-19 01:12:10 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for commenting!

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Bladebrent In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-19 01:57:18 +0000 UTC]

welcome

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nondescriptive In reply to ??? [2010-11-18 04:57:26 +0000 UTC]

LOL

AL I LOVE YOU SO HARD

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MasterPlanner In reply to nondescriptive [2010-11-19 01:12:34 +0000 UTC]

We all do. Believe me we all do, even this old Ivan fantard!

Thanks for commenting!

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Kattsume In reply to ??? [2010-11-18 04:00:58 +0000 UTC]

LMFAO!!!
you HEROIC idiot!! XD

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MasterPlanner In reply to Kattsume [2010-11-19 01:12:44 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for commenting!

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Kattsume In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-21 23:34:03 +0000 UTC]

No worries~!
:3

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usagi323 In reply to ??? [2010-11-18 03:13:06 +0000 UTC]

I think I get it? Is explaining it that Germany pointed out three blondes, or that Alfred was silent? I feel stupid!>.<

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MasterPlanner In reply to usagi323 [2010-11-19 01:42:53 +0000 UTC]

Ludwig was hinting that he, Ivan, or Vash might beat Alfred up if he told that dumb blonde joke, but Alfred completely missed those hints and just thought he would have to explain it three times...

...and now I'm having to explain one dumb blonde joke six times already!

Thanks for commenting!

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usagi323 In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-20 04:31:49 +0000 UTC]

Oh....*suddenly gets it* ohhhh Hahahaha!XD Now I feel dumb...

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MasterPlanner In reply to usagi323 [2010-11-20 19:20:14 +0000 UTC]

...you must be blonde

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usagi323 In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-21 01:45:39 +0000 UTC]

Partial! (various shades of brown hair with NATURAL dark blonde highlights.)

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Spoxxy In reply to ??? [2010-11-18 02:54:17 +0000 UTC]

ALFRED, YOU'RE A BLONDE TOO.

I always thought Ivan's hair was like, grayish silvery. *squints* I guess it could be a veeeery pale bleached blonde.

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MasterPlanner In reply to Spoxxy [2010-11-19 01:36:03 +0000 UTC]

Yes, but irony is a concept utterly lost on ole Alfred F. Jones

Ivan's hair color actually varies a lot in fanart, and his hair is blonde in the comics and beige in the anime I just describe Ivan as having "white-blond" hair and being "pale of skin and hair" and leave it at that.

Thanks for commenting!

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Spoxxy In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-20 17:15:29 +0000 UTC]

FFFFF-this is random, but my friend and i were just talking about which aph characters would be who in the movie the emporer's new groove. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY IM TELLING YOU THIS.

I dont get to read the comics that much so....yeah. XD thanks. his hair does look white-blond. ITS PRETTY. DA?

and you're welcome. XD

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MasterPlanner In reply to Spoxxy [2010-11-20 19:24:03 +0000 UTC]

Oh, people tell me random fandom things all the time, don't worry about it, I won't judge.

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Spoxxy In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-20 19:26:45 +0000 UTC]

want to guess who kronk is?
fffffff-

YAY-

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MasterPlanner In reply to Spoxxy [2010-11-20 19:30:54 +0000 UTC]

Oh go ahead and tell me.

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Spoxxy In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-20 19:35:35 +0000 UTC]

ALFRED.

aaaand guess who is scary beyond all reason? And cucumbers fall off her *HIS* eyes brows in one scene-

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MasterPlanner In reply to Spoxxy [2010-11-20 19:41:02 +0000 UTC]

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Spoxxy In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-20 20:08:21 +0000 UTC]

YAY IGGGGGGYYYYYYYY-

PULL THE LEVER, ALFRED!

...
WRONG LEVEEEER YOU GIIIIIIIIT-

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MasterPlanner In reply to Spoxxy [2010-11-20 20:15:53 +0000 UTC]



Thanks for making my day better.

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Spoxxy In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-20 20:46:17 +0000 UTC]

I DID?

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MasterPlanner In reply to Spoxxy [2010-11-20 21:00:24 +0000 UTC]

Yep

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Spoxxy In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-20 21:09:21 +0000 UTC]

YAY-

and also, Kronk's *ALFREDS* Mini himselfs are...acctually Brittannia angel and Pirate Iggy. XD

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FrancescaKitty In reply to Spoxxy [2010-11-18 20:44:55 +0000 UTC]

He's blonde-haired in webcomics and mangas but silver haired in anime

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Spoxxy In reply to FrancescaKitty [2010-11-20 17:13:21 +0000 UTC]

*doesnt get to read the comics that much* THANK YOU- XD I FEEL STUPID NOW.

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FrancescaKitty In reply to Spoxxy [2010-11-21 04:30:46 +0000 UTC]

No, you're not XD

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Spoxxy In reply to FrancescaKitty [2010-11-21 17:44:54 +0000 UTC]

fffff-how you you know that?

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Arious912 In reply to ??? [2010-11-18 02:42:57 +0000 UTC]

XD And do you see the guy summoning demons through a portal in the way? Yeah, he's a blonde

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MasterPlanner In reply to Arious912 [2010-11-19 01:15:19 +0000 UTC]

You're right!

Although, we both know what happened the last time Arthur tried summoning a demon.

Thanks for commenting!

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Arious912 In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-19 01:17:45 +0000 UTC]

I ment me but yeah no problem. It's pretty funny how he accidently summoned Russia XD

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MasterPlanner In reply to Arious912 [2010-11-19 01:29:49 +0000 UTC]

And when I saw that scene where Ivan exploded Busby's chair I irl.

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Arious912 In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-19 01:31:23 +0000 UTC]

XD

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HuronGirl In reply to ??? [2010-11-18 02:30:59 +0000 UTC]

hahaha omfg alfred you are the best xD

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MasterPlanner In reply to HuronGirl [2010-11-19 01:14:25 +0000 UTC]

We all love him!

Thanks for commenting!

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Emmetuchiha In reply to ??? [2010-11-18 02:23:28 +0000 UTC]

jajajjajajajaj what the fuck XD

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MasterPlanner In reply to Emmetuchiha [2010-11-19 01:14:28 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for commenting!

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Emmetuchiha In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-19 03:34:31 +0000 UTC]

no pro X3

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ElizavetaHedervary In reply to ??? [2010-11-18 02:19:19 +0000 UTC]

............ i don't get it, but i have a feeling I'm just being an idiot and missing something clear. IT'S PROBABLY REALLY FUNNY. AND EVEN MORE FUNNY HOW STUPID I'M BENG THAT I DON'T GET IT. Will someone explain it plz~?

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MasterPlanner In reply to ElizavetaHedervary [2010-11-19 01:41:31 +0000 UTC]

...are you blonde?

The point of the joke is that Alfred completely missed Ludwig's subtle hints about the possible (and very painful) consequences of telling that dumb blonde joke. Instead of realizing the imminent possibility of getting bottled by Ludwig, or Ivan whaling on him with a faucet pipe, or Vash beating him about the head with his Peace Prize, Alfred simply thinks that he shouldn't tell the joke because it'd be more trouble than it's worth to explain the joke three times.

Thanks for commenting!

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ElizavetaHedervary In reply to MasterPlanner [2010-11-19 03:01:20 +0000 UTC]

...............maybe....... but I am american~! I GET IT NOW!

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MasterPlanner In reply to ElizavetaHedervary [2010-11-19 03:03:24 +0000 UTC]

Hey! I'm American!

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hyugahealer3 In reply to MasterPlanner [2011-03-13 16:45:11 +0000 UTC]

Heheheh Well, I'm an American too. But I've met some very stupid Americans who must be the reason for the stereotype

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MasterPlanner In reply to hyugahealer3 [2011-03-14 18:26:24 +0000 UTC]

All stereotypes have a little bit of truth to them, otherwise they wouldn't be stereotypes in the first place

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hyugahealer3 In reply to MasterPlanner [2011-03-15 00:38:59 +0000 UTC]

Of course. It's just depressing when you meet someone and they want to know what "state" Norway is.

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MasterPlanner In reply to hyugahealer3 [2011-03-15 00:48:16 +0000 UTC]

...

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