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FallNightWolf [2017-12-26 06:46:31 +0000 UTC]

Anyone from the Government can not be trusted.

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tigreanpony [2017-12-24 15:16:48 +0000 UTC]

That was hilarious.

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Thebronypilot15 [2017-12-24 02:29:15 +0000 UTC]

Remember Scootaloo, government can't be trusted.Β 

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EchoWing [2017-12-23 23:01:29 +0000 UTC]

The scariest words in the English language.

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EqDBot [2017-12-23 21:20:07 +0000 UTC]

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KittyrinnAiko [2017-10-05 19:43:40 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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QuantumBranching [2016-11-20 05:44:25 +0000 UTC]

She is and she does.

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BrutalityInc [2015-03-28 04:53:31 +0000 UTC]

Everybody complains when the government offers to help, yet nobody complains when the corporation screws people over.

A legitimate government at least had to remain transparent and answerable to the people!

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UltraTheHedgetoaster [2015-02-25 20:23:34 +0000 UTC]

Well, that is the true nightmare.

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SnapCentino [2015-02-25 16:36:49 +0000 UTC]

The worst part is, she's a delightfully helpful person. But you're too scared of her to go to sleep, partly because she's compensating for those thousand years by being scarily outgoing.

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Ziblink [2015-01-01 09:21:38 +0000 UTC]

'YOUR BADTHINK HAS BEEN REPORTED TO MINITURE!'

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Anubislaughed [2014-12-19 00:59:34 +0000 UTC]

Finally!

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cmd1x [2014-11-01 04:44:15 +0000 UTC]

True terror.Β  Helpful aristocrats.Β  I wish y'all a Happy Hallow and Nightmare Night.

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Ross42899 [2014-10-23 15:48:02 +0000 UTC]

The Government is watching you!

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DoughnutJoe [2014-10-07 01:58:56 +0000 UTC]

I'm just keeping an eye out for treasonous or subversive dreams. So, uh, just go back to sleep so I can get on with that.

Any time now. I'll just wait here.

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Cylestea [2014-10-04 18:57:32 +0000 UTC]

i would so love a poster of this lol

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MediumSizeTex In reply to Cylestea [2014-10-05 00:57:23 +0000 UTC]

8Β½x11 semi-gloss prints are $7.50 by Paypal (postage included), just message me with an address. I should have 3x4 laminated badges up in my Etsy shop next week.

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Dakathi666 [2014-10-02 22:48:37 +0000 UTC]

Oddly enough, this would be the most normal thing to happen in my dream.

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RoboRed [2014-10-02 05:18:15 +0000 UTC]

dat face

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MediumSizeTex In reply to RoboRed [2014-10-02 06:48:44 +0000 UTC]

You'd probably make a face too if you were having a bad dream and the Vice President suddenly showed up offering helpful advice.

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RoboRed In reply to MediumSizeTex [2014-10-03 05:27:51 +0000 UTC]

...Joe Biden frightens me to no end...

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MediumSizeTex In reply to RoboRed [2014-10-03 10:21:03 +0000 UTC]

As a VP he kinda seems like an active insurance policy, like a huge bomb with a timer on it that the President has to keep resetting every day.

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cajobif [2014-10-02 03:00:55 +0000 UTC]

Scootaloo: Uh... Wasn't it supposed to be Apple Bloom's turn?
Luna: Oh! You're right. I forgot. I better go now...
S: Phew!
L: I'll come back later.
S: *gulp*

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Artificial-Thunder [2014-10-01 19:10:25 +0000 UTC]

OMGWTFNSA!!!!!!!

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technosis [2014-10-01 15:47:40 +0000 UTC]

Ah, your here. Good. I low on hugs.

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Sturmlion1 [2014-10-01 15:09:40 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, with LunaΒ its adorable.

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kyvannshrike [2014-10-01 13:51:53 +0000 UTC]

Still unsure if you're a troll posing as a conservative.
edit:Β  Yup, you still are....

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MediumSizeTex In reply to kyvannshrike [2014-10-02 06:46:41 +0000 UTC]

The only time I would ever "pose as a conservative" is if I was trying to lull a Republican into a false sense of security so I could steal his wallet and give it to a homeless guy. It's just a funny gag line, like pretty much everything Reagan ever said in front of a microphone.

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MarbiZ [2014-10-01 10:41:46 +0000 UTC]

Ahh! Didn't know you had a deviantart! That'll be a nice pic to post on the Tea Party's Facebook Wall. BTW I'm Marbi731Z from EQG we debated few times.

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MediumSizeTex In reply to MarbiZ [2014-10-02 06:42:32 +0000 UTC]

Make sure they know I'm an angry anti-corporate populist who has roughly zero respect for anti-tax crybabies, and was making a joke about dreamwalking cartoon horses.

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Evil-DeC0Y [2014-10-01 07:37:13 +0000 UTC]

Ronald Reagan was right, those are some of the most terrifying things that can be said XD

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schneelocke In reply to Evil-DeC0Y [2014-10-01 09:15:04 +0000 UTC]

Yup, and that's why Somalia is the very model of a modern nation-state!

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MediumSizeTex In reply to schneelocke [2014-10-02 06:40:12 +0000 UTC]

I swear, it's like the people who genuinely argue for the tiniest possible government don't even own a google; there are plaenty of sterling examples of what happens to a nation state when its government ceases to be a functioning entity, and they all end up looking like Mogadishu.

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schneelocke In reply to MediumSizeTex [2014-10-02 09:47:20 +0000 UTC]

Aye. It's not as if "as little as possible" isn't a good guideline for law and regulation, but it needs to be tempered by "as much as necessary". Whether it's enforcement of contracts, road construction, food and drug safety or fire departments, there's a lot of things that a government is in fact necessary for.

And no matter what one might think of Reagan otherwise, that quip was blatant pandering to a certain crowd, and he really should've been ashamed of himself for that. It may have earned him some short-term brownie points with those people, but in the process he's had a lasting influence on political discourse and imbued a significant share of an entire generation with the overly simplistic notion that "government = bad". In reality it's much more complex, of course. Specific decisions by specific administrations can be good or bad, and so can political systems as such, but the solipsistic notion that there should be no government at all is asinine. So really, what was he thinking?

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MediumSizeTex In reply to schneelocke [2014-10-03 10:24:45 +0000 UTC]

Reagan once stood up in front of a group of decorated combat veterans and told them that he had been right there alongside them with a film crew when they had liberated the Buchenwald concentration camp, when in fact he had spent the war in Hollywood making movies and had helped edit camp liberation footage; I don't think the man was even capable of shame.

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Mokey1980s [2014-10-01 07:24:35 +0000 UTC]

Love the entire idea

I laughed and chuckled

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ponyvangelist [2014-10-01 05:22:58 +0000 UTC]

The Dream Police... police... police...

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1973best In reply to ponyvangelist [2014-10-01 15:30:33 +0000 UTC]

'Cause she's waiting for me
She's looking for me
Every single night
She's driving me insane
That mare inside my brain

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Short-Takes [2014-10-01 05:21:44 +0000 UTC]

This made me laugh, like, way harder than it probably should have.

Seriously.

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mouseanderson [2014-09-12 05:11:40 +0000 UTC]

First time I actually believe it.

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karkovice1 [2014-09-12 02:52:39 +0000 UTC]

They even come to you in your sleep.

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StringPetounPing In reply to karkovice1 [2014-10-01 23:19:55 +0000 UTC]

Of course she does. This is what she is good at. Luna is well intentioned and competent, she just need a proper way to communicate with her subjects.

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fireworkpup1 [2014-09-12 02:04:22 +0000 UTC]

hmm... the canterlot royal voice...?

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catz537 [2014-09-11 17:39:27 +0000 UTC]

lmao this is so funny yet so scary cuz it's true xD

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GJTProductions [2014-09-11 15:45:36 +0000 UTC]

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MoonriseUnicorn [2014-09-11 14:51:03 +0000 UTC]

I'm assuming this is intended to be conservative / anti-government propaganda, but isn't it kind of shooting yourself in the foot? After all, Luna did, in fact, help Scootaloo. She also helped Sweetie Belle. So "I'm from the government and I'm here to help" actually worked out pretty well for both of them.

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MediumSizeTex In reply to MoonriseUnicorn [2014-10-02 06:36:07 +0000 UTC]

Nnnope, just a joke, because Luna has kinda scary implications. Ronald Reagan was the worst president of the 20th Century, but being a comedy actor at heart, he had more of a talent for a funny gag line than actually running a superpower.

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spikestormify In reply to MediumSizeTex [2015-06-25 14:02:55 +0000 UTC]

I'd have to say nixon was the worst. At least raegan thought he was doing what was right for America. Nixon, on the other hand, just didn't give a fuck

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MediumSizeTex In reply to spikestormify [2015-06-26 04:22:24 +0000 UTC]

Nixon opened up China for trade-- which brings its own realpolitic problems, but also gives us a direct means of economic control over them in the form of "buying their cheap plastic junk"-- and got us the hell out of Vietnam, though; he also signed the Endangered Species Act into law. By modern standards, he would be considered a goddamn commie pinko libtard by most rightwingers. He was crooked as a dog's hind leg and a horrid racist bastard, make no mistake, but he was actually a pretty good President in terms of "useful things accomplished for America". Cryin' shame he turned out to be a corrupt, paranoid loon.

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spikestormify In reply to MediumSizeTex [2015-06-26 04:25:40 +0000 UTC]

Really you only need one word to explain what is so bad about nixon

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