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Published: 2006-08-24 15:00:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 21765; Favourites: 153; Downloads: 26
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This little image was created from something my friend saidI was chatting with him on MSN, I said something, then he goes off-topic for no reason saying "The real question is what do you do when a metroid gets a hold of your nuts"
Of course, anybody who knows what a metroid is know exactly what would happen if they do grab your crotch'
I tried some new techniques, nothing special, but I wouldn't never use them again
I like how the highlights came out in the hair, I may use that technique from now on for my hair style
I also have noticed that my art style has change dramaticly than from my more usual 'chibi' styled drawings
I really like, it really defines my own style as something original, like how the torso just juts out in the middle for no reason
But that doesn't mean I will throw my chibi style away, I may still work on it, or just change it based on the mood of the artwork
And I leave you with this final thought: Metroids, Friggin, Rock!!
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Never played Metroid before.........so I have no clue what the jellyfish looking thing is...O.o
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Ouch, must hurt...
Will you turn this into a series?
What happens when _________ takes hold of your nuts (Mario, Luigi, Pikachu, Princess Peach (donΒ΄t forget mature content here...))
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Oh GOD I'm glad I'm not him. That would really suck... (oh god I have a twisted mind...)
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In a way, that could be every guy's dream..
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A metroid is a strange creature from the planet SR-388 that was apparently frozen for almost wiping out an entire advanced race by sucking out their life force. The only way to kill one (originally) is to freeze it and blast it with a missle. If it latches on, turn into a morph ball... if you have a Chozo Battle Suit like Samus... and lay a bomb. Aaaand... eh, my mind is... eh.... TOO MUCH THINKING!!! *splodes*
... no, really... I can barely think right now...
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Oh, OK. Thanks for the explanation.
Lots of those other terms aren't familiar, either, but I get the idea.
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To make it more simple, Metroid is an old videogame by nintendo, it features a headhunter in a specialsuit fighting beings called "Metroids", they look like jellyfishes and chirp ocasionally. And they can evolve to bigger monsters.
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Ah! Well, thanks for the further explanation. I know a thing or two I didn't know last week.
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And, did it help to understand the universe?
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LOL Not too much, but you never know!
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It'd be a little hard to Morph Ball and drop a bomb with a Metroid clinging to your testis, wouldn't it?
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Metroids are vulnerable to freezing and missiles, but that solution might be worse than the problem! :lol
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do you really want me to answer that?
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"Heeeeey! That's an underage larvae there, mister! I'm afraid I'm gonna haveta haul your ass in for rape!"
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Thing is, I can see that happening. >->;;;
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PfffffffahahahAHAHAHAHAHA! *dies of laughter*
Freaking AWESOME!
Fav'd~!
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There's a fine line between pleasure and pain....
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This is going to seem really perverted, but I'm not sure how to take that. ^_^
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Maybe that was a llittle vague? ^^"
Should I have said Metroid-fellatio? Mellatio? O_o
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Okay, so as long as you were thinking as perverted as I was...^_^
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eh... *nervous laugh*
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I want a pet metroid to name.... Pocket. ;_;
And also lmfao
and also METROID RAWK YAS. :B
Fave~
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I've no idea what Metroids do, mainly because I've never played the games. 
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they basically suck your life force out of your body rapidly.
you can generally remove them with a small explosive device, though.
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Ah, I see now. I've been wondering what they did ever since playing one of the Metroid microgames from the WarioWare series.
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(melts into puddle of chuckling)
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Metroids are a fictional species of parasitic alien creatures from the Metroid video game series created by Nintendo.
The body of a Metroid - in its most common, larval state - consists of a thick, gelatinous, transparent membrane, resembling a jellyfish.
for more information, visit [link] and search for "metroid"
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OMG..!! 
Ice Beam! Quick before the Metroid progresses! 8DD
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ooh do a pelvic thrust into a wall!
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:iconpelvicthrusttodestroyhornymetroidplz:
Damn.
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