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I cannot begin to imagine the horror that is the thought of not being able to open our Christmas presents in 2012!

We're just going to die before we get to open them!
And... and even if we're lucky and have our Father drive us to an airport in a Super-Charged limousine, the presents are still going to be destroyed with the rest of our house!

Quickly! Brand this stamp, if there is a God, he will hear us and may stop this massacre!

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2012: I will survive
2012: Too much hype
2012: I survived
2012: It was just a big joke
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Comments: 90

Celtique In reply to ??? [2014-04-24 20:00:05 +0000 UTC]

Indeed we are!

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Beary-Boo [2012-12-21 06:13:03 +0000 UTC]

I made that joke a ton of times!

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Blaze-5 [2012-12-21 00:37:48 +0000 UTC]

There's solid proof from a lot of people even NASA saying 2012 is NOT the end of the world, but the beginning of...something....Im a little scared but I believe it's not gonna end. There's no solid proof

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ThatchFangirl12 [2012-12-15 04:13:16 +0000 UTC]

And I won't be able to graduate if 2012 really ends D:

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kirbyyeahITA64 [2012-08-27 06:02:31 +0000 UTC]

but for chrismas i want mario kart 7,and if i survive there no gonna be any copy of the game D:

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RelativeEquinox [2012-07-17 23:22:44 +0000 UTC]

But...I was gonna get Bioshock: Infinite ...

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Nestharon [2012-06-14 18:04:19 +0000 UTC]

It's a shame that we are not going to die, it was never said such thing, only a shift/change will take place, nothing more. Death was never mentioned, the so called scientists said that we will die, but what does science know about spirituality and life.

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kirbyyeahITA64 In reply to Nestharon [2012-08-27 06:03:32 +0000 UTC]

in fact,it's just a joke.Make fun of it!

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Nestharon In reply to kirbyyeahITA64 [2012-08-27 07:18:59 +0000 UTC]

...

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patricitia432 [2012-02-16 16:54:04 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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AtrusWolf [2012-01-01 04:19:22 +0000 UTC]

OH NO

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WhiteOrchid14 [2011-10-23 17:16:04 +0000 UTC]

Where I live Christmas is on the 6th of december!

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Celtique In reply to WhiteOrchid14 [2011-10-24 12:16:47 +0000 UTC]

You're in luck then! Watch out, there might be a mass gathering over there to celebrate Christmas before we all explode! XD

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WhiteOrchid14 In reply to Celtique [2011-10-24 16:28:15 +0000 UTC]

Yay! But it's a very small counrty... But you're welcome to join us!

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Celtique In reply to WhiteOrchid14 [2011-10-26 09:49:30 +0000 UTC]

Ahhh...well, you know what they say: The more the merrier!

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TheGreatNoOne [2011-10-16 22:29:29 +0000 UTC]

THE HORROR

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Celtique In reply to TheGreatNoOne [2011-10-17 13:20:58 +0000 UTC]

Make sure to make Christmas 2011 a big one!!

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ElectricalFlames [2011-09-18 05:37:36 +0000 UTC]

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chelseachil [2011-06-09 06:13:47 +0000 UTC]

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abchihuahua98 [2011-05-23 20:15:24 +0000 UTC]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How can we survive without presents!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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sondash300 [2011-05-21 23:48:39 +0000 UTC]

no christmas?!?!

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Emberwood-Stables [2011-05-09 01:12:47 +0000 UTC]

no christmas presents?!?! i was supposed to get a year membership on here 2012

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Celtique In reply to Emberwood-Stables [2011-05-09 09:47:16 +0000 UTC]

I'm sorry

I'm sure there will be some special kind of gift from dA in 2012 which will give us all premium member status until the inevitable event! Moreover, the survivors will probably get an elite "Survivor" status and have member benefits (and more!) for life!

Haha.

Actually some people already have membership "'till hell freezes over." They were in the loop before everyone else! XD

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Emberwood-Stables In reply to Celtique [2011-05-09 12:57:50 +0000 UTC]

i hope that will happen maybe i can get that membership a year early

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TwilightAngel34 [2011-05-08 19:54:22 +0000 UTC]

No Christmas and the end of the world.
...
That's going to be the worst December ever.
XD. I dont actually think its going to happen, but theres always that chance.

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Celtique In reply to TwilightAngel34 [2011-05-08 22:14:25 +0000 UTC]

Not looking forward to it! We'll have to make up for it and throw massive birthday parties before December. And... for those which are born in December, it's unfortunate, but we'd all die anyway.

Hahah XD

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TwilightAngel34 In reply to Celtique [2011-05-09 01:53:17 +0000 UTC]

Lol, too bad for my friend then, shes going to be barely 16......

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Celtique In reply to TwilightAngel34 [2011-05-09 09:47:49 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm, she'll have to make do with Easter and the summer holidays lo0l.

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TwilightAngel34 In reply to Celtique [2011-05-09 21:56:58 +0000 UTC]

lol

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keitosacka [2011-03-23 22:29:03 +0000 UTC]

Nnnnnnoooooo!

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Pemphredo [2011-03-14 16:48:32 +0000 UTC]

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xZanniraX [2011-03-11 21:21:44 +0000 UTC]

NOOO PRESENTS

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xZanniraX [2011-02-24 22:30:47 +0000 UTC]

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OkamiAmeratsu [2011-02-20 20:08:55 +0000 UTC]

my food expires in 2013,so it is not true! YAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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KawaiiDesuClawzy [2011-02-10 16:50:57 +0000 UTC]

so true.

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InvaderRox [2011-01-30 17:16:10 +0000 UTC]

UNTRUE!!!HOW CAN WE READ THE MAYAN CALENDER?!!!WE ARE NOT MAYANS!!!
MY CALENDER SAID THE END WAS 12/31/2010 AND IT DIDN"T END.
the world was supposed to end in 1997,but no.
changed to 6/6/2006.but no.
that is proof.

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SpyroandFlame In reply to InvaderRox [2011-03-22 18:45:21 +0000 UTC]

:Noes: if it would have ended in 1997 i wouldnt have been born

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WhispersSecret [2011-01-19 21:51:33 +0000 UTC]

This made me crack up XD

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spyro10101 [2011-01-17 18:32:53 +0000 UTC]

No shit and fck yea!

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RenNoMikoto [2011-01-09 04:12:57 +0000 UTC]

yesss.

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Lugiaisawesome [2011-01-09 01:43:29 +0000 UTC]

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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XxUniqueEnigmaxX [2010-12-21 08:22:31 +0000 UTC]

Well screw that, let's have our presents and stuff a month or so before December. Let's see 2012 foil that plan.

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Cokuruscana [2010-12-02 20:41:44 +0000 UTC]

That's what I said when one crazy person told me about 2012. xD

"Wait... December 21st? That means... NO CHRISTMAS! D:"

That doomsday things is so silly. xD
All because a calendar ended.
I bet the Mayans, up in Heaven, are like "You guys took that WAYYYY too far. D:"

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Celtique In reply to Cokuruscana [2010-12-06 23:20:29 +0000 UTC]

Hahahah I loved the "You guys took that wayyy to far!"

Nice one

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GloriousAngel [2010-11-30 03:32:01 +0000 UTC]

the world was suppoudly suppose to end in 2000.....I guess it didn't get the memo xD

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GloriousAngel In reply to GloriousAngel [2010-11-30 03:32:34 +0000 UTC]

*supposedly

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finn2012 [2010-10-23 20:39:34 +0000 UTC]

why couldn't the world just end in June.

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lolgirl45476 [2010-09-03 14:06:27 +0000 UTC]

D: Whyyyyy

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ThaFudge [2010-08-11 08:40:52 +0000 UTC]

It's not going to happen

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CobaltBlueBot In reply to ThaFudge [2012-04-06 20:17:53 +0000 UTC]

Yea, I agree, It will not happen.

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